I have a thought:
If you were to be spammy anywhere on these forums, you would be banned. That rule doesn't matter in this topic. Every post in this topic has hardly any relation to each other, but the whole point of the topic is to be stupid and pointless, so long as you post mind-numbingly stupid posts here, you would be on topic. However, if you were not to be stupid in this thread, you'd technically be going off-topic. Would this mean if you posted tons of good, well thought out posts in this thread, could you get banned for being too off topic?
Uh-oh, that wasn't pointless! I've got to act stupid, quick! Think, think, think...
QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM!?!!? There we go...