Because only Seal Clubbers and Turtle Tamers may enter the Brotherhood of the Smackdown, just like only Pastamancers and Saucerors can only enter the League of the Chef-Magi, and the Accordian Thieves and Disco Bandits in the Shadowy Department of Arts and Crafts.
These places are where they can their respective and exclusive skills, and must pay meat to learn them.
In case you didn't figure it out yet, here's the breakdown of the characters...
Turtle Tamers and Seal ClubbersRely on their Muscularity and use Muscularity to gain levels.
Are the experts of Meatsmithing, can learn the skill (which costs 3800 Meat) of Advanced Meatsmithing, and other skills that let them heal and do more damage (I am a Seal Clubber).
Saucerors and PastamancersRely mostly on Mysticality (magic), and use it to gain levels.
Are the experts of Cooking, and can learn magic skills to do I don't know what with, as well as probably a skill that lets them Cook stuff the others can't.
Accordian Thieves and Disco BanditsRely on Moxie, and use it to gain levels.
Are the experts of ****tailcrafting, and most likely can learn a skill that lets them craft stuff others can't.
That's that.
What is the item that lets you get above 15 Drunkenness? That would really be useful for me. I have also now obtained better equipment and I have lots of good equipment I'm willing to part with cheap or maybe free, such as Xtreme meat Swords, Crossbows, and Staffs, as well as some other high power equipment, like Elite Knob Goblin Polearms, and some other odd stuff. Just ask.
(That's supposed to be cöcktailcrafting. Stupid censors.)
We can learn a lot from crayons. They are different colors and some have funny names but they all live together in the same box.
Edited by - n/a on 5/21/2004 1:29:04 PM