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Mario Chat / Mario in Shenmue?

« on: July 06, 2002, 05:39:40 AM »

I swear to god when I was playing shenmue in the forklift oice I saw Maro o the poster. Is this a sign of Nintendo working with Sega

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Forum Games / A Night In Mario world (Super funy)

« on: July 05, 2002, 08:56:38 AM »

Mario: Hey MrGame&watch wanna hear a joke.

MrGame&watch: D@mn straight I do.

Mario: Okay Super man is flying over metropolis and he sees wonderwoman sunbathing on the Justice league building.

Mrgame&watch: Oh I heard that one.

Mario: Okay then but its still F%$(in funny though

Mrgame&watch: yeah it is

Link: Whatare you two doing.

Mario: Just telling jokes.

Link: You guys are so gay.

Mario: Yeah well atleast I don't go kissin Deku's.

Link: Shut up that was just a booty cal.

Mrgame&watch and Mario: Hahahahahahahahaha

Kirby; Yoyoyoyo whats up my homees.

Mario: Hye Kirby whazup.

Kirby: The sky stupid.

Mario: Shut your mouth before I pop you in the lip.

Kirby: Oh no I am so scared.

Link: Hey look its Pac Man.

Pac man: Yoyoyoyoyo.

Mario Sup Pac man.

Pac man: Me you %$#@!&.

Mario: Dang that dude has problems.

Link: I know and he does weed wjazup with that.

Parappa: Kick Punch its all in the mind if you want to test me I am sure you will find.

Mario, Kirby Mrgame&watch, Link: Shut up Parappa.

Parappa: Step on the gas gs I am out of herecause I got the funk funk flow.

Mrgame&watch: That guy is sooo weird.

Link: Hey crap on this lets go play super marios punch off.

Axem Green: Hey you have a story to do get back here.

Axem Green: Dang their gone oh well I will go find the princess.

Toad: Uh oh you found the princess wah shes in another house go away.

Axem Gren: Oh boy TMK isgoing to have my A$s for this.

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Forum Games / Mario Murder story

« on: July 04, 2002, 06:49:59 AM »

It was a dark day yesterday the day when Mario was murdered.Peach and everyone in the Mushroom kingdom were crying accept for Luigi Wario Waluigi Yoshi and Toad. But lets go back to that day. It was a sunny day Mario once again foiled Bowsers plans. He was at the Mushroom kingdom until someone passed a note to him on the table. It read come to the Blood Mansion at 8:00 tonight. Mario decided to go even though he was scared.

When he arrived he saw a spirit he followed it into a room upstairs. Then the door slammed shut. Luigi Waluigi Yoshi Toad and Wario were all standing in the room. Then the lights went out. When they turned back on Mario was repeateatly stabbed. They were all holding knives. accept one of them had a red substance on it the knife belonged to Luigi. Did luigikill Mario. Finf out in the conclusion.

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Mario Chat / starnge rumors

« on: June 25, 2002, 08:56:22 AM »

I know this may sound weird but I went to this sight and I heard there s this Mario game that never made it on the market. It said that the ending is that Mario screws Peach. I know it sounds strange but they put pictures together of them doin it. But this sight is real unreliable. They said that Kirby had gay relations with Dedede in Kirby sperstar. But did tsi game make it on the market

 

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Forum Games / SSBM RPG

« on: June 14, 2002, 07:14:14 AM »

Yes I am making a Super Smash Bros Melee RPG. I would like people to join. You can join as the people in melee. The charactors are

Mario devision
Mario Luigi Peach Bowser Yoshi DR. Mario

Kirby devision
Kirby

Fire Emblem division
Marth Roy

Star Fox division
Fox Falco

Zelda division
Link (already taken by me) Zelda Sheik ( I made them seperate) Ganondorf Young Link

Earth Bound division
Ness

Metroid division
Samus

Ice Climber division
Ice Climbers

MR. Game&Watch division
Mr. Game & Watch

Pokemon division
Pikachu Pichu Jigglypuff Mewtwo

F-Zero division
Captain Falcon

Okay so I will wait for the next person to join then we can start. Of course other people can join too. we will fight ourselves or other enemies I control or someone else controls until it happens see ya

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Forum Games / Golden Years

« on: June 13, 2002, 12:43:42 PM »

The year 19 72 the school Nintendo University. As you know most people go to collage to be realy successful in life. But it was rumered that a new thing called Video Games were being released and they needed stars to be in them. So two part time students from Italy Mario Mario and Luigi Mario decided to go to Brooklin New York to go to Nintendo University. Hey a Luigi were a here Mario said. Mario and Luigi both had big puffy Afros. When they arrived there were alot of people there. Then they all had to report to the auditorium. Then the principal arrived. He looked Japaniese and he was kind of small. Welcome students my name is MR. Shigeru Miyamoto. Mario and Luigi started to laugh. Hey you to what is so dang funny Mr. Miyamoto said. Then Mario pointed up. Mr. Miyamoto saw that someone was making bunny ears on him. Then Mr. Miyamoto noticed that someone was pointing laser lights at his shirt. Then he saw the person that was doing it. Come down here Mr. Miyamoto said. Then the troublemaker stepped forward. What is your name Mr. Miyamoto said angrily. My name is gulp Mortimer but my friends call me Bowser he said. Everyone started to laugh at him. Well Mortimer I will see we will get trouble from you Mr. Miyamoto said. Call me Bowser sir he said. Okay Bowser sit down now. Now everyone go to your rooms Mr. Miyamoto said. Then everyone was excused from the auditorium. Mario who is your roommate Luigi asked. Well a it sais I have a person named Donkey Kong as my roommate. Oh well a I have a person named SamusAran as my Roomie. Then they met their roommates. Donkey Kiong was a giant ape. Samus Aran was a hot blonde in a robot suit. When Mario went into his room Donkey kongs bed had alot of bannanna peels on it. Meanwhile Samus's bed was a robot tank with pillows and a matress. Hey you want Bannannas DK said. No a man I am not a hungry Mario said. Hey Luigi ou want to meet my friend. Luigi was very sweaty. Uhhhh... yeah Luigi said nervoulsly. Then two girls walked in. Luigi peed his pants. Luigi this is Peach and this is Daisy Samus said. Hi I am uhh. Martin Lawerance I mean Marlin Brando I mean Luigi Luigi said. Hehehehethey said. So this begins a new series see what happens in part 2 until then adios

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Forum Games / Gamecube v.s. Xbox chapter 3

« on: June 13, 2002, 05:48:35 AM »

And now the space battle began. Fox was flying around the Xbox shooting at its main core. His shots hardly did any damage. Holy crap Fox said. Then he began to laugh. I can destroy your stupid self now Fox said. Then he fired a giant fireball out of the ship. It dented about 35 percent of the ship. Then a giant x sunk Fox's ship. Then Captain Falcon came flying in with his F-Zero car. The Xbox could hardly hit him he was too dang fast. He then fired a few shots at the back. Then the Xbox began to lose balance. Then it landed onthe -Zero ship. Then a mystery ship went and shot the Xbox. What is that Shigeru asked. Then Sonic came out of the ship. He said he came to work for the Nintendo company now becaue he thinks Bill Gates is too gay. So now the Xbox is in deep doodoo now.

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Game Help / I can't beat Yardiovich on Mario RPG can anyone help?????

« on: June 12, 2002, 01:41:05 PM »

I can't beat the freakin guy I try and I try but I can't. Is there a special item I need or something I can't beat him heeeeeeeeeeelp please.

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Forum Games / Gamecube v.s. Xbox chapter 2

« on: June 12, 2002, 12:19:30 PM »

Great now that stupid Bill Gates is trying to put us out of business Mario said frustrated. Lets just nuke the Xbox corperation via Microsoft Shigeru said grinning. We do not have any weapons and besides they would just try to nuke us Mario said. Then they heard a loud crash. It was Bill Gates. Hahahahahaha he laughed annoyingly. Then Sonic appeared. I have joined forces with Sega sso you can not stop me Bill Gates said with a stupid look on his face. Then Sonic began to fire missles at Nintendo inc. Oh reat hes got nukes Shigeru said. I know how to stop him Mario said. Then Mario went though a tunnel. He then came back with a bunch of people. Such as Samus, Luigi Kirby Fox Mc'cloud, Captain Falcon and many others. Then the Xbox went into the air and was in space. They can not run Mario said. Then they flew into space after the Xbox. Meanwhile on earth people were fighting about the Xbox and the Gamecube. It was a riot on earth and in space.Will anyone be safe find out in chapter 3

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Forum Games / Gamecube v.s. Xbox chapter 1

« on: June 12, 2002, 07:23:31 AM »

The year is 2002 and a videogame war is happening. The Xbox army and the Gamecube armies are battling to see who has the ultimate system. Groups of videogame charactors such as Mario, Sonic, Kirby, and Jill Valentine are battling to the death. But lets go back to before the war even started. Nintendo was still working on their latest system the Gamecube or the Dolphin as it was originally going to be named. Hey Shigeru do you have that new game ready for the Gamecube the bos of Nintendo said. Yes it is called Luigis Mansion said Shigeru smiling. Okay then lets launch this baby. Then November came and the Gamecube was shown to the world. It was bought by millions of people. Then a system called the Xbox was released. It was released by the geekiest man on earth Bil Gates. Then Nintendo began to come frustrated. Mario then came in to help. So then Mario blew up the Xbox store and Xbox kiled a couple of Gamecubes and so the war started.

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Mario Chat / What did Bowser ever do???

« on: June 11, 2002, 09:00:10 AM »

It is true what did Bowser ever do to get beat up. Hey he just wants some lovin you know. I mean Mario is always beating up on him and he just wants some bootay. So leave Bowser alone Mario just leave him alone

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Forum Games / Marios In The Mafia

« on: June 10, 2002, 11:41:05 AM »

This is about a idea I once had for a story.

One fine peaceful day Mario and Luigi were chillin at their house when they heard gunfire. What the mushroom head was that: cried Mario. Then a group of Mushrooms in Black Suits came up to Mario. What ya looking at scrub: said one. Then Mario went and Kiled him with his hammer. Oh shoot: said another. Then Mario took the gun of the dead guy and was shootin all of the gangsta mafia dudes. Then a black mushroom came up to Mario and asked him to join his group. Mario accepted then killed the mushroom. Mario then ran his own mafia called the Gangsta Plumbers. It was successful. Then Mario became very famous Shaft song turned into a song about Mario. Heshot Bowser with a gatlin gun and he was the king of Mario World. Now Mario is screwin the Princess which causes earthquakes.

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Mario Chat / The simple way out

« on: June 10, 2002, 11:29:58 AM »

Have you ever noticed that Mario never did something drastic about Bowser. Like Nintendo should get Mario to blow up Bowser with a Bazooka or something. Or they could make a pimpin Mario game where at the end peach starts to go ooooh. Thats not the point the point is that Mario should just shoot Bowser with a Bazooka and get it over with

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Mario Chat / Nintendo abuses Wario

« on: June 10, 2002, 10:36:09 AM »

has anyone ever noticed that in Wario games when enemies touch him he wwill be like a snow man or a flame ball. But the question is why abuse Wario. In mario games he is never a evil flame or a bee he is just a simple Plumber. I mean sure Wario is eveil but so what that does not give nintendo the right to abuse him.