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Boo Dudley

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« Reply #45 on: September 27, 2008, 01:18:00 PM »
I just want to know how Noah's family dealt with incest, Adam and Eve notwithstanding.

I just want to love others and not go to hell.

I have no problem with those who have faith, I have a problem with zealots.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #46 on: September 27, 2008, 03:42:02 PM »
This time, YOU my Bible reading friend can do the research. I'm going to bed.
You're making broad, generalized claims that could refer to any number of (untrue and/or irrelevant) things. If you don't specify which ones you're referring to, then you can't be rebutted.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Shyguy92

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« Reply #47 on: October 01, 2008, 06:05:23 PM »
There's no happy medium. Your either going to hell/heaven or it doesn't exist. It's all in your head.

Me? I choose to not live in fear of the unknown*, but I except that others do. I do, however, believe that there is more to the universe then what current theories dictate.

***Obviously, I refer to Christianity
"it's always the present"

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #48 on: October 02, 2008, 11:53:25 PM »
My idea of Heaven isn't a great cloudy land where every dead dude goes, but your own personal paradise. Everyone would perceive heaven differently. Example, my Heaven would have no spiders to speak of because there is nothing in this world that rattles my bones worse (that I've yet experienced). But what about a scientist who'd dedicated his life to the study of spiders, who never once hurt one? Our paradises couldn't coincide...

By the same logic, Hell for me would probably include regular torture involving spiders. The claustrophobic pits of magma and flame among thousands of the condemned sounds pretty bad, too, but I'm sure mental punishment would also be used. I don't especially want either eternal burning or eternal Fear Factor.

One thing I wonder is what happens to masochistic people in Hell?
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
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WarpRattler

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« Reply #49 on: October 03, 2008, 03:29:32 PM »
Hugs and pillow fights involving the most comfortable cushions ever.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #50 on: October 03, 2008, 04:08:39 PM »
Beer volcano and a stripper factory.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #51 on: October 03, 2008, 08:57:37 PM »
People not forcing you to believe in a magical fairy that grants you access to a magical kingdom in the sky, as long as you do what the people tell you to do, without giving you any proof.

OH WATE

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #52 on: October 03, 2008, 08:59:44 PM »
Was that supposed to be a dig at Christianity?  Because it wasn't even very good.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #53 on: October 03, 2008, 09:00:14 PM »
Of course not!

MaxVance

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« Reply #54 on: October 03, 2008, 09:21:55 PM »
Of course it wasn't a dig at Christianity, or of course it wasn't good?
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

Glorb

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« Reply #55 on: October 04, 2008, 02:00:41 PM »
Are you trying to be funny?
every

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #56 on: October 04, 2008, 08:30:17 PM »
Can that be our slogan now?
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Glorb

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« Reply #57 on: October 04, 2008, 10:46:28 PM »
It should be.
every

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #58 on: October 05, 2008, 09:07:18 AM »
That's going on a patch on my shirt right now.

Also, I thought that lolcat was the Mother "earth" logo for a second.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #59 on: October 05, 2008, 09:52:42 AM »
That's no lolcat.
That was a joke.

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