Ah ha ha! This is hilarious. I smell a new first vote for topic of the year, for now. *sprays some air freshener around*
I don't go front, back, or free. I go sideways. Actually... we don't believe in modern conveniences so we just use good old leaves from our own yard. Feels great except for that one time with the poison ivy that still scares me today. Okay, sorry, I'm acting really strange right now for some reason. The truth is I always go front and can't stand any other way. (o)_____________,
Too bad we didn't have a poll when LD's "Boxers or Briefs" topic was popular.