Author Topic: Text Adventure (Read 9156 times)

Rao · « **Reply #15 on:** September 20, 2007, 02:43:01 PM »

> LOOK KNIFE

The blade of the KNIFE is marked with strange RUNES. Maybe you can find out what they mean in the SPELL BOOK you have.

Glorb · « **Reply #16 on:** September 20, 2007, 04:09:07 PM »

>read book

Which book do you mean, the spell book, the cookbook, or the Punch Man special-edition graphic novel collection?

>spell book

You open the book to a random page and begin reading.

Mack_The_Knife · « **Reply #17 on:** September 23, 2007, 11:50:30 AM »

The BOOK has a SPELL to make YOU LEVITATE. To perform IT, YOU must:

PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT IN
PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT OUT
SHAKE YOUR BUTT
STAND ON YOUR HEAD
SAY "MACKTHEKNIFERULES"

The Chef · « **Reply #18 on:** September 23, 2007, 11:59:23 AM »

>PUT RIGHT FOOT IN

>PUT RIGHT FOOT OUT

>SHAKE BUTT

>STAND ON HEAD

>SAY "MACKTHEKNIFERULES"

Good job! You performed the SPELL, so now you LEVITATE out of the HOLE. Now all you have to do is find out who MARLIE is.

>SELF

Your score is -2
Your charisma is low.
Your health points are 3/15. Looks like you need food badly. Whoops... wrong game.

What will you do now?

>FIND BURGER KING

Kimimaru · « **Reply #19 on:** September 23, 2007, 02:11:56 PM »

> Found Burger King

Good job! Now you have the choice of doing 1 of these 2 tasks:

> Jumping off a cliff
> Rolling downhill off of a huge hill

Hehe, forget the options! These are the real ones:

> Minus 2 points
> Lose a life

Glorb · « **Reply #20 on:** September 24, 2007, 01:37:21 PM »

>minus 2 points

A wizard appears out of nowhere and takes away two, uh, points. "Well, that was easy," says the wizard.

>jump

Suffix · « **Reply #21 on:** September 24, 2007, 02:10:45 PM »

You jumped upward, clumsily. It wasn't long before you fell. The wizard leaves due to lack of interest.

> CHUMP

Yes, you're a chump.

> LOOK

You are in an empty parking lot. There is a BURGER KING to the SOUTH, a FOUL FRIGHTENING AND FESTERING FOREST to the FWEST, and a YAK to the EAST.

> GO FWEST YOUNG MAN

Glorb · « **Reply #22 on:** September 25, 2007, 02:36:14 PM »

Don't take that tone of voice with me! It's I who should be calling YOU young man, young man!

>sorry

The Chef · « **Reply #23 on:** September 25, 2007, 03:16:18 PM »

Oh alright. I'll forgive you.

>GO SOUTH

Mack_The_Knife · « **Reply #24 on:** September 25, 2007, 05:31:53 PM »

YOU are standing outside a BURGER KING. The BURGER KING is closed. YOU could PICK the LOCK, but your GUILE is too low. YOU see a SHINY OBJECT on top of the SIGN.

> UP

Suffix · « **Reply #25 on:** September 26, 2007, 01:47:22 AM »

You use the LEVITATION spell to move upward near the sign.

> GET SHINY OBJECT

You grab the SHINY OBJECT, and at once, swiftly meet the ground again. You lose one HP. The SHINY OBJECT is seriously heavy! With some difficulty, you place it in your INVENTORY.

> LOOK SHINY OBJECT

It appears to be a GOLF BALL. Have you no upper body strength!?

> LOOK GOLF BALL

It appears to be a SHINY OBJECT. Have you no upper body strength?!

> LOOK SHINY OBJECT SRSLY

SRSLY, huh? All right, upon closer examination, you realize that it is a GOLF BALL.
Just kidding! It's a CONCENTRATED POTION DISPENSING ORB, made from CONCENTRATE. It has 8/10 uses left.

> GO NORTH

You return to the strangely large and empty parking lot. There are three exits, all of which are not north.

> GO EAST

Mack_The_Knife · « **Reply #26 on:** September 28, 2007, 12:52:01 PM »

YOU find yourself standing over a CLIFF. Looking DOWN, you see QUICKSAND, a pit of RATTLESNAKES, and a TREASURE: SILVER GOBLET.

>THROW KNIFE

THROW KNIFE at WHAT?

>THROW KNIFE AT SNAKES

Rao · « **Reply #27 on:** September 30, 2007, 01:28:26 PM »

You throw your KNIFE at the pit of RATTLESNAKES, and watch as it KILLS each one and comes flying back at you.

> CATCH KNIFE

You catch the KNIFE by the hilt in your hand.

> GO TREASURE

The Chef · « **Reply #28 on:** September 30, 2007, 01:55:56 PM »

You are standing in front of the SLIVER GOBLET. It looks perfect for drinking from.

>TAKE SILVER GOBLET.

It might may not be YE FLASK, but upon touching it's surface, the SLIVER GOBLET emits a VORTEX which flings off into an UNKNOWN AREA.

Mack_The_Knife · « **Reply #29 on:** September 30, 2007, 03:44:38 PM »

> LOOK

You seem to be in an OUBLIETTE.

> A WHAT?

You seem to be in an OUBLIETTE.

> GET DICTIONARY

I don't see a DICTIONARY.

> GET DICTIONARY

Oh, fine. A DICTIONARY pops into your HANDS.
(your score has just gone down by two points)

> LOOK UP OUBLIETTE IN DICTIONARY

An OUBLIETTE was a form of DUNGEON which was accessible only from a HATCH in a high CEILING. To EXIT an OUBLIETTE was nearly impossible without outside HELP. The WORD comes from the French OUBLIER, "to forget," as it was USED for those PRISONERS the CAPTORS wished to FORGET. Most PRISONERS were left to DIE of STARVATION.

...in other WORDS, you are doomed.