We're back on SSB live! Pikachu and Yoshi set to go one on one to lead us off.
Diddy: 3
Kranky: 2
crowd: 1.
All:GO!!!!!!!!!!!
Diddy: Yoshi trys for a butt stomp, but Pikachu runs under him. Now Pikachu turns around and meets Yoshi's skull! Yoshi with a second headbutt! Now he kicks Pikachu in the side of the head!
Kranky: It's amazing how quick Pikachu is. It allows him to evade certain attacks. You saw his quickness when he evaded a butt stomp at the beginning of this match. Look out! Pikachu just gave Yoshi a thundershock!
Diddy: Now he captitalizes with a thunder attack! Here's an item box!
(Diddy tosses a crate into the ring.)
Kranky: IT'S A HAMMER!! GET THE HAMMER YOSHI!!! GET THE HAMMER!!!!! OH! PIKACHU GOT IT!!!!
Diddy: PIKACHU TRYING TO WHACK YOSHI! BUT YOSHI BLOCKED IT WITH A HOME RUN BAT!!!!! YOSHI BLOCKS ANOTHER ATTEMPT!!! Pikachu's hammer has run out! BUT NOW ASH KETCHUM HAS COME DOWN TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!!! ASH IS BEATING UP ON YOSHI! PIKACHU SETTING UP FOR A K.O.!!
Kranky: WAIT A MINUTE!!!! IT'S LINK!!!!
LINK RUNS TO THE RING AND BEATS ASH UP!!!!
YOSHI GRABS THE BAT!!!! LINK AND ASH FALL OFF THE EDGE OF THE ARENA!!!! PIKACHU TURNS AROUND AND MEETS YOSHI'S BAT!!!!! GOING, GOING, GONE!!!!
Diddy: Yoshi defeats Pikachu with help from Link!
Kranky: Ash Ketchum came down to help the struggling Pikachu, and in the midst of the double team, Link, perhaps answering to Pikachu's challenge, came down and made the save.
Meanwhile backstage, a car pulls up to the ramp.
Kranky: Who's in there?
Diddy: It's Mario! Mario arrives for his match against Link and Kirby. He's on his way to the arena floor!
So, how do you like my story so far? Come on, people!
Proud to be an American!