TMM: Kenny, I gave you 20 1-up Mushrooms! You should be able to die 20 times before you're down for the count!
Mario: Arf Arf Arf!
TMM: How many do you have left?
Mario: Just-a five.
TMM: *sigh* Fine. *gives one 1-up Mushroom*
Mario: *shrinks* Hey! What-a gives?!
TMM: ROFLMBO
Mario: I hate it when-a she disguises-a Poison-a Mushrooms as-a 1-ups!
TMM: *wipes tear of heavy laughter* Oh, you're a riot, Mario.
CM: Hey, lady. Will you super-size me so I can stomp Kyle?
TMM: No, fat***.
CM: GOD D***IT!