* BirdPerson gives a Deezer to Vidgmchtr
* Vidgmchtr eats it thinking it's food
<BirdPerson> Deezer would make a great candy name
<BirdPerson> "Here John, have some Deezer."
<BirdPerson> "One ticket to Pirates..." "I want one small Dr Pepper and a bag of Deezer please."
Anyway, my candy would be Some Seriously Samashing Chocolate. Or something. It could be, like, milk chocolate and white chocolate mixed together. And it would really look the way it looks in the commercial and on the wrapper. The swirling would actually look good. And each one comes with a free philosophy on life hidden under that foldy part of the wrapper. You know, like "Plastic wrap can be used for more than wrapping plastic." Or "The grass will be greener on this side if you'd freakin' water it." Or maybe even "The best way to sharpen a pencil is with a pencil sharpener."
Ooh! And on Halloween, the bars would have the white chocolate magically colored orange. Oooooooh. And around the awesome holidays of winter, the white chocolate would be magically green and the milk chocolate red. Hee hee.