Author Topic: Fake new mario games (Read 10058 times)

waluigifan2001 · « **on:** April 27, 2004, 12:44:26 PM »

This game looks great and it is titled MARIO PARTY 2319083249082394823940823490238490238492393483294. It is going too come out in Q4 3012 and is going too have 2 new mini-game feature dolby surround sound 34 and be for the virtual boy 2. I can't wait for this game and I will have more news soon.

"elmo knows where you live"

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #1 on:** April 27, 2004, 01:26:24 PM »

It's here!!!

Nintendo had just announced that after they release the next Super Mario platformer, they will be will also release another game they worked on for a very long time which is tentatively titled Super Luigi 128 which is gonna be on the Nintendo GameCube!!

This game is gonna be the true sequel for Luigi's Mansion!!

Nintendo also stated that in this game you not go on a weird adventure to rescue some kidnapped brother! Instead, you will go on a cool adventure where Luigi gets a distress message from Sarasaland that evil Tatanga has finally returned to create havoc and try his chances with Princess Daisy again to get her hand in marriage! Luigi, with the help of Yoshi, will go and try to stop Tatanga in his tracks like Mario once did, except this time Luigi will need more than a little armed plane to stop Tatanga!

In this game, the good news is that Mario will not even make a cameo apperance in this game!! You may see Peach, but NOT Mario!

Watch out for Super Luigi 128, coming in March 2005, only on the Nintendo GameCube!!

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!

...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!

I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Popple · « **Reply #2 on:** April 27, 2004, 04:29:02 PM »

Uhhh... They're making a Super Mario Character Game coming Q4 of 2009, I guess... Theres going to be a story in which someone captures someone, and then someone has to save someone.

Let me away from this boulder!

Forest Guy · « **Reply #3 on:** April 27, 2004, 06:06:51 PM »

I attempted to do the math but no calculator I could get my hands on went that high. Anyway, in order for them to release that many Mario Party games, they'd have to release way over 100 Trillion Mario Party games per second. In case you don't know, one trillion is 1,000,000,000,000.

I think he wins Gross Overstatement of the Century award.

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Raccoon Sam · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2004, 11:03:25 AM »

and quadrillion is 1000,000,000,000,000
quintillion is 1000,000,000,000,000,000
sixtillion is 1000,000,000,000,000,000,000
septillion is 1000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!

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Raccoon Sam · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2004, 11:18:02 AM »

octillion is 1000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
nanillion is 1000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
and one is 1

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Darth Danno · « **Reply #6 on:** April 28, 2004, 03:24:03 PM »

And centillion is 1,000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000

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Ya know, I was just thinkin'' like, if you were goin'' REAL fast like the speed of light, ya know- SHOOOOM- and all of a sudden ya start screamin'' like-"AH! AH!"-do you think your brain''d blow up?

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #7 on:** April 28, 2004, 03:38:03 PM »

It's the new Kirby's Text Art, the premiere game for Nintendo's new N5! Now for a limited time, you, yes YOU, can get Kirby's Text Art for only $19.98! Or, you can get it with the N5 for an additional $9.95. !That's right, $9.95!

Kirby's Text Art is a unique game that takes advantage of all the graphical capabilities of the N5, Nintendo's new system. Kirby is off to another wild adventure in this fun sequel to Kirby's Adventure. There are many new powers such as Crayon and Bubble, and some old ones as well such as Fire and UFO.

Kirby:


(>'.')>

must fight his evil twin, Carbee:


<('.'<)

in an action-packed adventure:


(>'.')>    <('.'<)

(>'.')---O <('.'<)

(>'.')>    <(X.X<)

Only you can help Kirby save the day! Available for a limited time from Nintendo, you can also get the original Kirby's Adventure (requires original NES) for an additional $4.99! Don't delay, call today!

Bozone, n.:

The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.

Raccoon Sam · « **Reply #8 on:** April 29, 2004, 04:40:52 AM »

no its not! one centillion is 1,000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000!

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Lizard Dude · « **Reply #9 on:** April 29, 2004, 10:24:43 AM »

10³⁰³

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Forest Guy · « **Reply #10 on:** April 29, 2004, 01:53:06 PM »

Googleplex...

I'm not even gonna bother typing that in.

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Wheel_kirby · « **Reply #11 on:** April 30, 2004, 07:09:55 PM »

SuperMarioSnowStorm! Coming soon!

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Everything above was sarcasm. Please ignor everything I have just said.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #12 on:** April 30, 2004, 11:39:54 PM »

A googol is 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
...Anyways, back on topic. COMING SOON TO NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM: SUPER MARIO 4! That's right, it's only 4 bits! It looks crappy! It plays really well! And it has a few hundred levels! It comes out in Q4 2004(like everything else).

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 5/1/2004 6:32:27 PM

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #13 on:** May 01, 2004, 09:07:13 AM »

Super Smash Bros. Carwash! That's right, it's another Super Smash Bros. game, but with a twist! Mario and the gang have all taken jobs at the local carwash, and now they have to out-wash each other! Made especially for those parents who think Super Smash Bros. Melee was too violent for their kids.


Rated M for Mature.

Bozone, n.:

The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.

Hirocon · « **Reply #14 on:** May 01, 2004, 10:07:43 AM »

One googleplex is 10^(10^100). I really didn't feel like writing out 10^100 zeros.

You know what bugs me?? 100 is not divisible by three! All of the other "one" numbers have a quantity of zeros that is divisible by three: one thousand has three zeros, one million has six zeros, one billion has nine zeros, one trillion has twelve zeros, etc. But one google has 100 zeros! In my opinion, one google should be 10^99, and the number 10^100 should be ten google. That way, if you were to actually write out one google, the 1 would immediately be followed by a comma, which is as it should be.

Also, one googleplex has 10^100 zeros, and this number is not divisible by three. One googleplex should be 10^(10^100 - 1), and the number 10^(10^100) should be ten googleplex.

Popple · « **Reply #15 on:** May 01, 2004, 02:44:32 PM »

I thought there were 100 digits all together, including the one 1.

Let me away from this boulder!

Hirocon · « **Reply #16 on:** May 01, 2004, 10:26:40 PM »

nope

Edited by - Hirocon on 5/1/2004 9:27:01 PM

Wheel_kirby · « **Reply #17 on:** May 01, 2004, 10:34:34 PM »

Google- number of searches google.com usually finds!

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Everything above was sarcasm. Please ignore everything I have just said.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #18 on:** May 19, 2004, 09:18:04 PM »

Back to the topic: BORED: THE GAME! You can control one of 10 characters, including all the BORED writers(some are secret characters)! Only for Nintendo DS!

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<â€¢>_<â€¢>

NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 20, 2004, 03:55:15 PM »

Grand Theft Fungus: Mushroom Kingdom. In this M-rated game for the N8, you control Mario, who, after Bowser killed Peach, got so drugged and boozed up, he doesn't know what he's doin'. The controls are completely random, and every five minutes Mario throws up and falls on the ground asleep. But, be warned, if you play it for twelve hours, Mario goes into hangover mode, in which you lose control of him and he sleeps and pukes everywhere for another twelve hours. (NOTE: You cannot skip this) At the end of the game, Mario realizes that there's no plot at all to it and falls asleep for one week straight (Once again, you cannot skip this) and then wakes up to tell you that you've beaten the game. Plus, if you listen closely (Max volume, head against TV) you can hear Mario whisper some spoilers for Grand Theft Fungus 2: Beanbean Kingdom. This game is not available in the following continents: North America, South America, Asia, Africa, Antarctica, Australia, and Europe. This game is only available on Easter Island on Febuary 34, 4678 for the low low price of eight-thousand six hundred thirty-nine dollars and nine-hundred ninety-nine cents. Enjoy!

A funny story:

A boy from my art class was jokingly acting like an evil demon-type thing. When queryed "Why don''t you act like a man?" he accidentely replied "I''''m not a man."

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 17, 2004, 02:42:43 PM »

Mushroom City, a game where you are the mayor of a small mushroom town and you have to look after all the people in the city. As well as the usual natural disasters (fire,flood,earthquakes etc)there are mario-themed ones such as gangs of koopa troopas terrorising the town or the town being attacked by giant bloopers.

There is even the option to play a challenge mode where you must rebuild the town (after being destroyed by Bowser)in only 15 years

Hard work has never killed anyone, but I don''''t want to risk it.

Nameneko · « **Reply #21 on:** June 17, 2004, 04:15:46 PM »

Double posts can get a little annoying, but pentuple posts are just ridiculous.

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #22 on:** June 17, 2004, 04:25:30 PM »

Also, notice the 12 minute gap between the third and fourth posts.

"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #23 on:** June 17, 2004, 07:34:45 PM »

Super Maria Sunshine!

Now Maria comes to GameCube! Save Delfino Plasa! Collect all 120 Shines! Look really cool! Only for Nintendo GameCube. Rated e for elephants.

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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...

Forest Guy · « **Reply #24 on:** June 17, 2004, 10:04:07 PM »

What a cheesy way to raise post count...

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Sqrt2 · « **Reply #25 on:** June 18, 2004, 01:48:02 PM »

Sorry for the pentuple posts people,I had recieved an error message so I re-sent my post

Hard work has never killed anyone, but I don''t want to risk it.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 6/21/2004 3:41:48 AM

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #26 on:** October 01, 2004, 07:18:21 AM »

Nintendo has recently announced, and without warning that a new game is coming towards the Nintendo GameCube next spring!!

The game's gonna be called Koopaling's Kapers, and it will star all of the old seven Koopalings!!

What's the story?

Well, the game talks about the adventures of the Koopalings and tells us about where were they between Yoshi's Safari and Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga...

Nintendo mentions that there are different modes of playing this game, like story and multiplayer modes...

Nintendo mentions that when we first start the game, we will play as Iggy Koopa as our first character...

And as we advance through the game, we will then take rolls of the other Koopalings...
Nintendo says that the character switch was inspired by RareWare's Donkey Kong 64..

If you don't believe me that Nintendo really announced such a game, then take a gander at the 'Official Art' pic Nintendo released to the press...

It's a cool 3D art of Ludwing Von Koopa!!

Koopaling's Kapers - COMING SOON!

(REALITY CHECK: Was my '3D' Ludwing pic convincing? Heh!

Honestly, I did that pic!!)

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!

...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!

I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #27 on:** October 01, 2004, 02:11:29 PM »

That picture's amazing.

Romance is for the weak-minded.

wariokong128 · « **Reply #28 on:** October 02, 2004, 05:25:07 PM »

Super Mario Doughnuts-the new Mario game where Mario has to snarf down tens of thousands of doughnuts!

ShadowOrthrus0315 · « **Reply #29 on:** October 04, 2004, 07:08:46 PM »

Just In!!!!:
Mario's Pipe Adventures (rated M)
Mario must clean out certain brown stuff in certain pipes.....back to the plumbing days: there is also 1 minigame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!1!!!oneoneone!!!!!!1111 Release Date: every day in the real world

Donkey Kong: Starring Jump Man, aka Mario, Mario must save his girlfriend from the giant ape that captured her!!!11 Release Date: early 80's.

Mario's Pro Skater: Mario and friends star in their very own pro skating game, where instead of tapes or cash, you collect stars and coins! Release Date: pfft....whenever

Mario Bros.: The amazing spinoff from donkey kong! Take on the original enemies! Realease Date: shouldn't you know this???

Mariablo: The rpg that is played out just like the Diablo games. You take on new and already known enemies, as well as bosses and specials. Mario learns magic in this game by using mana, and some mana attacks are the fireball, etc. Release Date: In your best dreams

and last but not least:
Mario Pinaball Land 2: MArio pinball, 2. Release date: Actually, this is probably coming out.

"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
"Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
*Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
"Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy

tymime · « **Reply #30 on:** June 10, 2005, 01:52:05 PM »

You guys are going to fool some poor idiots into thinking these are real eventually...

Look I've put something nonsensical on the bottom

HolyAarom · « **Reply #31 on:** June 20, 2005, 06:26:12 PM »

Super Duper Smash Bros.!

It has Mario, Luigi, Megaman, Homer Simpson,
Spongebob, Everybody at TMK, Sonic, Ratchet and Clank, A DS and A PSP. A Gamecube, pizza,
this post, a dog, air, and more to be announced!!!

Release date... It already came out!
It is an unlockable in SSBM after collecting
99 copies of EVERY trophy!!!

SSBM release:December 2001.

I like Strawberry Milk.

Yoshi64 · « **Reply #32 on:** July 13, 2005, 12:56:35 AM »

Paper Mario DS
Nintendo just announced Paper Mario Ds!
The story is that Mario has to collect
his dignity!

1-up

Tingrio · « **Reply #33 on:** July 13, 2005, 09:48:42 AM »

Coming Soon...

Betroid: You play as Brett Somers in this Metroid-esque game where you must run, jump and shoot your way to Sir Grodus' secret hideout and defeat him and his henchmen. Features all the power-ups from the Metriod games including a few new power-ups such as the Tanooki Suit, solar beam and a few more which will be kept secret. Only for the Game Boy Advance. Rated X

McLean Bike: A Excitebike-esque game where you can play as McLean Stevenson from M*A*S*H. You can also play as Mario, Luigi and Gene Rayburn. The courses are The Match Game 500, Peach's Castle, Luigi's Mansion and The M*A*S*H Track. There are secret charcters such as Cassandra, Kooyan, Tingria and many more. There are also secret courses such as Bowser's Castle, DK's Jungle, etc. Only for the Nintendo DS. Rated G

Mario Party 77: A Mario Party game featuring Chuck Woolery, Gene Rayburn and Alex Trebek as the hosts of this Mario Party. Mario and his friends must save Mario Party Land from a dark force (not Bowser). Ther will be over 150 new mini-games in this Mario Party. The new boards are Gastly Glade, The Game Palace, Mt. Chilly, Penny Alley, Wario's Castle and a hidden board called Mt. Misery.
There are five new charcters and they are Kooyan, Kamek, Koopa Troopa, Baby Mario and Baby Luigi. Olny for the Nintendo Revoloution. Rated R

Let me explain the rating system for you. If it's rated G, the guy gets the girl. If it's rated R, the villian gets the girl. If it's rated X, *insert someone or something here* gets the girl.

"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn

Edited by - Tingrio on 7/19/2005 6:29:45 PM

minkbob · « **Reply #34 on:** July 17, 2005, 11:04:18 AM »

It's here!
Super Fartio Dimwit
Release Date: 1000072 for the Nintendo Revolution 1,000,000
Mario has to capture all his farts in his wildest dream when he is really farting in bed.
When you win, he goes to the restroom in his overalls, then he wakes up and asks what the smell is. Capture all the fart sprites in 120 levels. Rated M for monkeys.

Glorb · « **Reply #35 on:** July 18, 2005, 12:26:58 PM »

Coming soon to the Nintendo Revolution II in 2015:
Pee On Mario!

Yes, you too can finally fulfil your sick dream of peeing on Mario. Choose from over 5 toilets and 7 bathrooms on your quest to pee on Mario. Rated AO (Adults Only) for gratuitous amounts of urine. Developed by Unitelligent Systems, Ltd.

Well, this is where the signature goes...