Oh, I completely agree! Because a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong list of playable characters creates insta-win. Everyone knows that. Goomba, Koopa Troopa, Shy Guy, Boo, Birdo, Petey Piranha, Bowser Jr., Octorok, Moblin, Ruto, King Zora, Darunia, every incarnation of Link there ever was, Waddle Dee, Waddle Doo, Sword Knight, each of the four hundred and ninety-six Pokémon, Mr. Stevenson, a Metroid, and all manner of obscure/useless/annoying/"why?" characters need to be playable or I will not buy the game. If I were in charge, I'd say to forget assist trophies and make all the characters said to be playable. And how about other characters like SpongeBob, Charlie Brown, Picard, or Anubis? Yes, that'd be excellent!