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* Mushroom_Boy sets mode: +v Boo_penguin
* Boo_penguin presents LATE NIGHT MONOLOGUES with your host : Boo_penguin
* WarpRattler applauds
<Boo_penguin> Yeahhh
<Boo_penguin> you know what bothers me?
<Boo_penguin> womans who dislike Pokemon
<Boo_penguin> Maybe you're asking, why Boo, why?
<Boo_penguin> it's simple
<Boo_penguin> Pokemon rules and if you don't respect that, you don't deserve my love
<Boo_penguin> For Halloween I get a Pikachu suit
<Boo_penguin> yeah
<Boo_penguin> for a party
<Boo_penguin> a hot girl approach to me and say "Hi honey bee"
<Boo_penguin> honey bee?
<Boo_penguin> you're on drugs?
<Boo_penguin> I'm PIKACHU
<Boo_penguin> Pika-what?
<Boo_penguin> Pikachu! The most powerful pokemon in all the pokimon universe
<Boo_penguin> ok she said and left, walking backwards
<Boo_penguin> doing the moon dance
<Boo_penguin> now the wheather with Warprattler
<WarpRattler> Thanks, Boo. That was a pretty good run tonight. Almost had a quadruple monologue going there!
<Boo_penguin> yeah, but it's hawt or not tomorrow?
<Boo_penguin> that's what people want to know Warp
<WarpRattler> Now, it looks like it's going to be...cold. And possibly wet. How's it looking down in the Southern Hemisphere, Boo?
<Boo_penguin> sounds like I need a new coffin
<Boo_penguin> The Guest tonight it's an extraordinary dude
<Boo_penguin> it's a videogame legend
<Boo_penguin> a big applaud to Lizard_Dude
* WarpRattler applauds
<Lizard_Dude> Is this thing on?
<Boo_penguin> ...(hey Welch, this a alive show, wake up)
<Boo_penguin> Hi Lizard_Dude
<Lizard_Dude> Hi
<Boo_penguin> tell to the people your toughts about womans who dislike Pokemon
<Lizard_Dude> well
<Lizard_Dude> Sometimes you think a girl is the one for you
<Lizard_Dude> You get along, like the same stuff, she smells good, stuff like that
<Lizard_Dude> But then one day
<Lizard_Dude> You say, "Dear it's time to get my team of 6 all up to Lvl. 100"
<Lizard_Dude> and she say, "Sorry we have to go to dinner with the Johnsons tonight"
<Lizard_Dude> and then you have to leave her
<Boo_penguin> good reason to kill her and buried her under the bed
<Lizard_Dude> I wouldn't go quite that far
<Boo_penguin> You will never know Lizard_Dude
<WarpRattler> Poor Lizard_Dude.
* Ornament applauds
<Boo_penguin> I receive an e-mail today from the audicence, and this one says "Hi Boo. I love the show. Why Lizard_Dude name is Lizard_Dude? He loves lizards?"
* Ornament is now known as Rao
<Rao> This is the best talk show I've ever been to
<Boo_penguin> Lizard_Dude, your lines
<Lizard_Dude> No
<Lizard_Dude> It's because lizards love me!
<Boo_penguin> to Ralphie, from Minesotta
<Boo_penguin> there you go Ralphie
<Boo_penguin> are you happy now?
<Boo_penguin> Next e-mail "Hi, my name is Brenda, your show is horrible, the only cool thing in the show is WarpRattler. Keep the good work Warp!"
<Boo_penguin> Something to say Warp?
<Boo_penguin> are you sending fake mails again?
<WarpRattler> Thanks, Brenda, but Boo_penguin is so much cooler than me.
<Boo_penguin> you want to stole my show?
<Boo_penguin> Keeping with the Lizard_Dude interview, tell me, you like SpaceGhost Coast to Coast ?
<Lizard_Dude> It's a great show.
<WarpRattler> Indeed.
<Boo_penguin> you think he's greater than me?
<Lizard_Dude> Ah, because you're both kind of ghosts
<Lizard_Dude> Well I think he would win in a fight
<Boo_penguin> Ok, let's go to ask him, we have a live connection with SpaceGhost
<Boo_penguin> right now
<Boo_penguin> oh
<Boo_penguin> control says he doesn't want to appear in the show
* Boo_penguin look around
* Rao walks on stage
<Rao> Oops
<Boo_penguin> Ok Lizard_Dude, you have a great message to the audience?
<Lizard_Dude> Yeah - get off the stage
<Rao> Am I interrupting something?
<Boo_penguin> Yes, Rao please, get off the stage
<Lizard_Dude> Also - please remember to keep a heat lamp in your lizards' cages
* Rao returns to his seat
<Boo_penguin> What's that Lizard_Dude?
<Boo_penguin> They don't have cold blood?
<Lizard_Dude> They do have cold blood. So you need to help them stay warm.
<Boo_penguin> that makes a lot of sense
<Boo_penguin> actually
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<WarpRattler> Which brand of heat lamps do you prefer, Lizard_Dude?
<Lizard_Dude> The GlowTron 3000
<Boo_penguin> Well, folks, this is the end of the show, sends mails to boopenguinlatenightshowintmkwithwarprattlerandallthegang@nowai.com
<Boo_penguin> We're saying goodbye
* WarpRattler plays end-of-show theme
* Rao turns off television
<Rao> Oh wait
<Rao> I'm in the audience
* Boo_penguin grab a glass of vodka
<Boo_penguin> what a horrible show
<Boo_penguin> please, the next time, try to put "I love Boo" e-mails
<Lizard_Dude> Do I get paid for that?
<Boo_penguin> not more "I love Warp" e-mails
