Welcome to the sweet embrace of the Fungi Forums! May your visit be permanent and joyful. Hmm... not that it's any of my business, but how old are you! Considering you have a wife, you might be one of the oldest people here. (Watch out Luigison, you may have company)
_____________________________
I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat! Beware my Jalapeno Katana and Chilli Claws!