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Glorb
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May 23, 2009, 06:12:33 PM »
Dear Fungi Forums,
I just looked outside, and there's like a really mean looking gnome outside, looking into my house from outside. I think he intends to burgle me. I need some advice right away.
Love
Glorb
every
Toad
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Reply #1 on:
May 23, 2009, 06:34:51 PM »
Does he look like David the Gnome, or does he look like one of the Harry Potter gnomes?
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??
Shyguy92
Ridicules
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Reply #2 on:
May 23, 2009, 06:36:24 PM »
be an hero
"it's always the present"
Luigalaxy
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Reply #3 on:
May 23, 2009, 06:45:15 PM »
Go all Glorb on him (basically, do unsavory things to gnomes this time around.).
Rao
Arr! Ay! Oh!
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Reply #4 on:
May 23, 2009, 06:46:32 PM »
Go gnome go!
What's your problem, Cambodian?
Captain Jim
TwinklyMuffin
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Reply #5 on:
May 23, 2009, 06:49:55 PM »
Do that.
No! I don't want that!
Weegee
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Reply #6 on:
May 23, 2009, 07:23:22 PM »
First and foremost, be sure to hide your daughter. You know how frisky those dwarven beasties can be.
YYur waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur
PaperLuigi
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Reply #7 on:
May 23, 2009, 07:43:11 PM »
Quote from: Shyguy92 on May 23, 2009, 06:36:24 PM
be an hero
No, no...we don't want him to do that. ;)
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?
penguinwizard
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Reply #8 on:
May 23, 2009, 08:24:00 PM »
Switch to KDE. Problem solved.
You didn't say wot wot.
ShadowBrain
Ridiculously relevant
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Reply #9 on:
May 23, 2009, 08:44:28 PM »
I'd read that Attack of the Lawn Gnomes Goosebumps book, or whatever. Know thine enemy, you know?
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef
TEM
THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
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Reply #10 on:
May 23, 2009, 08:48:40 PM »
I was going to take a picture like Captain Jim but he's pretty much taken the entire cake on that one.
0000
Turtlekid1
Tortuga
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Reply #11 on:
May 23, 2009, 09:22:41 PM »
Is it a Ninja Gnome or a Tree Gnome? If it's a Ninja Gnome, use the RYNO. It will be reduced to smoldering ash. If it's a Tree Gnome, fight it hand-to-hand; it's only level 2.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"
Glorb
Banned
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Reply #12 on:
May 23, 2009, 09:37:28 PM »
All I know is, he's got a pointy hat. And I havn't saved up enough cash for a RYNO yet.
every
Turtlekid1
Tortuga
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Reply #13 on:
May 23, 2009, 09:47:35 PM »
Does he have katanas?
If you need cash, sell some personal hygienators.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"
Glorb
Banned
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Reply #14 on:
May 23, 2009, 10:21:32 PM »
I read up on my Goosebumps; sadly, this is an Argentinian sidestepping gnome, not a lawn gnome. He keeps dodging my thrown projectiles and almost got me with his fists.
every
Rao
Arr! Ay! Oh!
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Reply #15 on:
May 23, 2009, 11:44:32 PM »
Come on gnome! You've got him on the ropes!!
What's your problem, Cambodian?
nensondubois
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Reply #16 on:
May 24, 2009, 09:27:31 AM »
Hahaha hehehe - I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWoT9elA-oY
ROM hacking with a slice of life.
Glorb
Banned
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Reply #17 on:
May 24, 2009, 10:54:39 AM »
Here, me and my homies caught some footage of the guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0fPoH2gWzc
Since then I have erected a barricade on my front door but I don't think it'll last. The gnome has also cut my phone lines, apparently.
every
ShadowBrain
Ridiculously relevant
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Reply #18 on:
May 24, 2009, 04:53:34 PM »
The important thing is, you've still got the internet.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef
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