Alucard: Welcome to Video Game Deathmatch! I am Adrian Tepes, but call me Alucard!
Stanly the Bug-Guy: And I'm Stanly the bug guy! But you can all call me Stan! What is the matches up for today?
Alucard: First match of the season:
Pikachu VS Ai Ai
Second:
Crap Character Match
Glover VS Croc
Third:
Sly Cooper VS Sonic the Heghog
Forth:
Kirby VS Rash
Fith:
Jman VS sadib AKA marioguy, in a rematch. If they don't participate, they are dissqualified!
Sixth and final:
Tommy Verceti VS Wario Who is the better Anti-Hero?
Stan: Nice match ups! Thanks for inviting the owner of SSB: WWE Style to fight in a match with marioguy. I wonder why his name was changed to sabid?
Alucard: Because He was banned, then was given another chance. Anyway, first let's introduce our new match announcer!
Stan: What happened to Cran.. I, I mean the original Donkey Kong?
Alucard: I fired him. Anyway, there he is. Bonk!
Stan: Bonk! Why Bonk? He's a cave kid!
Alucard: Yeah, I know. But he is an evoled cave kid. He can speak english better than me! Plus, he's outta work!
Bonk: Now entering the ring, weighing in at 16 lbs, the electric rodent of death, Pikachu!
Crowd: YAAAAAY! BOOOOO!
Stan: Why can't they make up there mind?
Alucard: Some people like Pokemon, some people don't.
Bonk: His opponent, weighing in at 20 lbs, he is the polverizing primate, Ai "Cutey" Ai!
Alucard: This will be one heckuva match up! Well, no not really. But it's still cool!
Stan: I know! Oh and it's starting!
Alucard: Ai Ai is punching the crap out of Pikachu!
Stan: Then here comes Pikachu, with his thunder punch!
Pikachu: Pika!
Ai Ai: YOW! EEK! EEK! EEK!
Stan: Do you know what there saying?
Alucard: Sorry. I can't speak Monkey or Pokemon! Ai Ai is tieing up a bomb to Pikachu's tail!
Bomb: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Stan: Oh know! He killed Pikachu!
Alucard: No he didn't! There he is!
Stan: He's going for a Thunder attack!
Pikachu: PIIIIIIIIIIIKAAAAAACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Ai Ai: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Alucard: Oh no! Ai Ai's dead!
Stan: Well don't worry! There is always the continue button.