I don't know, but here's a joke for everyone in the 'Fest.
Big thanks to the comic strip "Mary Worth" for this one I heard.
Jessica Simpson is driving around town in the winter. She notices a truck driver who's load is spilling. So, she pulls up to him at a light.
She says, "Hi! I'm Jessica Simpson, and your load is spilling." The driver does nothing and drives off.
I'm gonna get to the end, because the same thing happens 2 more times. On the fourth time:
Jessica Simpson catches up to the truck driver one more time. She says, "Hi! I'm Jessica Simpson, and your load is spilling."
The truck driver finally says something, "Hi! My name's *Pete*, and I'm a salt truck driver."