The Great Gonzo vs. the Great Gonzales.
Mario punches Gonzo into the ring rope guards. Gonzo springs from the rope guards like a slingshot, and crashes into Mario, knocking the spastic Italian plumber unconscious.
Announcer: And the winner is, the Greeeeaaaat Gonzooooooo!
Mario: *regains consciousness* Where's the leak ma'am? *falls flat on his face*