Let's rephrase that for the sake of piqueing the interest of fellow readers. Please read the following in the voice of Sean Connery:
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to ascertain the motive(s) behind the forcible eviction of "marioguy" from one "brawlinthefamily.com forums" by any means necessary. Violence can and must be used, should the need arise. Scan the microchip we've implanted in your upper left thigh for further instructions.
This message shall explode in ten seconds.