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Forum Games / Re: Nintendo Rpg

« on: September 13, 2002, 11:28:26 PM »

Suddenly, out of the darkness, steps out a figure in platinum armor holding a silver sword in one hand and a whip in the other.  Following is a weasel-like creature.
LieutenantEagle, Level 99 BeastTamer
Health: 700
Magic: 650
Spells:
1. Sudden Flash.  100 power Confusion attack.
2. FireWhip.  85 power Fire attack.  55 power Burning attack.
3. Lightest Arrow.  70 power Light attack.
4. Fear Stab.  60 power Fear attack.

FoxMcBlur, Level 50 Kamaitachi Weasel
Health: 510
Magic: 475
Spells:
1. Conceal Form.  +25% Agility to a Teammate.
2. Tornado.  60 power Wind attack; 30 power Fear attack.
3. TripleAssault.  50 power Physical attack; -15% speed to enemy.
4. Western Wind.  -30% speed to enemy; -25% agility to enemy.

En garde!

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

Edited by - LieutenantEagle on 9/17/2002 4:01:55 PM

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Murder story conclusion

« on: September 13, 2002, 10:47:40 PM »

Quoting Axem Green:
"Why in the heck would you need to stab me?"

Me?  Stab you?  I have no reason whatsoever.  My nickname has nothing to do with Luigi, and me either.  Look.  Read: LieutenantEagle.  Piece by piece:
Lieutenant - a decent rank in the army.
Eagle - a type of bird

If you are offended by that, I'm sorry.  Gosh, people get offended easily these days.  Luigi does the crime and I'm to blame for it?  Alright then, if you are all that easily offended, scratch my ending, I'm putting a new one:
Ending #6b.
The Evildoer: It was Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: He stole the Triforce of Power from me!!
Luigi: And I inherit it!
Ganondorf: NOOO!!!!!  All the servants of light have the Triforce parts!
(Luigi gives Triforce of Power to Link at the modest price of 10,410 coins)
---I'll stop here for Axem Green's sake---

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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Forum Games / Re: Three word story

« on: September 13, 2002, 10:38:48 PM »

"Mmmmm...unexplained bacon..."
(The above was what Wario said)

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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Forum Games / Re: Dark Link Never Dies!!!

« on: September 13, 2002, 10:37:12 PM »

Leave this to me.
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To find Saria:
1) Somehow get into Kokiri Forest.
2) Enter Lost Woods.  To do so, go to Mido's House, then to the left there's a ledge.  Climb ledge, climb up vines, then go straight, take two lefts, and keep going until you see an exit.
3) Go to the right and then to the left.  Speak to Kaepora Gaebora.
4) NOTE: You must have volume turned on.  Go up to every exit, and go through the one at which the song plays the LOUDEST.  Do not go through the wrong exit, as you will have to start all over again.
5) Eventually you will reach the Sacred Forest Meadow.  Approach the gate and you will fight a Wolfo.  To fight it - hold your shield up, let it approach and hit you, then after it attacks take a lunge.  Repeat as necessary.
6) This part is...really hard.  You have a maze here.  I don't quite remember...I just remember the fact that you have to jump into the water at one point, and swim to the other edge.  I know I'm not informative here.
7) You should find a staircase.  Follow it.  Here, avoid the shots from the Mad Scrubs (hold your Deku Shield 24/7).  Follow the narrow path until you see a movie thing.  Saria teaches you Saria's Song.
8) Do NOT go back!  Save your game and press reset.  Open your saved file, and you will be back at your house.  This is especially good if you're low on health, as you can visit Saria's House to refill.
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After that, I hope you know what to do (get to Darunia...)
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As for the Dark Link thing...I never beat him without using the Megaton Hammer or Din's Fire.  For me, DL always waits until I swing my sword, at which he does too (the impact is the swords crash and nothing happens).  It never gets past that...and I'M Z TARGETING THE @#%)(*&@!!!!!  Excuse my language.

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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Video Game Chat / Re: favorite games

« on: September 13, 2002, 10:28:30 PM »

Yup, I'm a true Paper Mario fan.  I'm on my ninth file, in Flower Fields right now.  Then next on my beaten list are:
Ocarina of Time - currently playing 5th file (now at Forest Temple)
Super Mario RPG - finished 6th file
(now taking a break)
Super Mario 64 - am at 5th or 6th file
(now at 33 stars)

The SMFC is based on Paper Mario and Super Mario RPG, and so will....nevermind.  I restricted myself from saying 'secret creation'.

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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General Chat / Re: Something's wrong!

« on: September 13, 2002, 10:24:16 PM »

Wow, a place to discuss politics!

Speaking of which, how many of you here are Democrats?  Err...*notices Bush swearing at LTEagle*

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Murder story conclusion

« on: August 29, 2002, 06:13:55 PM »

Hmm....can I add a 6th ending?
Green Man: It was me!
Luigi stabs Axem Green.

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario sunshine!!

« on: August 29, 2002, 06:05:21 PM »

I heard that you get to play as Luigi when you collect all the shines.  True or false?

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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Forum Games / Re: Dark Link Never Dies!!!

« on: August 29, 2002, 10:52:45 AM »

Mario never dies either, because if he has 0 lives then it's game over, in which case you just press Continue and he's for some reason alive again.  Link, same.  Dark Link is a phantom, of course you can't kill him!  Wait a minute...*pulls out light arrow* actually I was wrong.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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Forum Games / Re: Three word story

« on: August 29, 2002, 10:50:11 AM »

because he was

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Stupid Gamepro Nintendo "figures"

« on: August 29, 2002, 10:47:25 AM »

I never bought collectibles.  The video games are enough :D

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Poll: If you were stranded...

« on: August 28, 2002, 10:49:36 PM »

1. Paper Mario
2. Super Mario Sunshine
3. Super Mario All-Stars
4. Super Mario RPG: LotSS
5. Super Smash Bros. Melee
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Hmm...I would beat Paper Mario an 8th time and SMRPGLotSS a 5th time.  And once I got off the island I would hide the GCN from my parents and finally play GCN, since I don't have one.

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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General Chat / Re: I'm Baaaaaack

« on: August 28, 2002, 10:37:36 PM »

Oh ya I know this isn't what General Chat is probably intended to be, but I'm eager to accept anyone's challenge in SCBW any day.  I don't care what races u be.

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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Video Game Chat / Re: favorite games

« on: August 28, 2002, 10:35:24 PM »

My favorite is Paper Mario.  Also, I can answwer for the user "Paper Mario" too...the name says it all.

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.

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General Chat / Re: Ha Ha Ha you lippy fools!

« on: August 28, 2002, 10:33:53 PM »

Congratulations Smb Allstars Master, you are right.  *hands trophy* Frostbite could've also been right if he had chosen his first choice.  Now good for me, I put myself in dangerous peril.  *notices man with a shotgun next to him* oh hi *notices gun being pointed at him* don't point the gun at me *notices man pressing trigger* AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
oh wait i'm still alive.  *hears another shot* aaaaa......

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come!  The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know.  They''re in front of you.