This should be fun...
Birdo (and someone else):
Luigi was having a fierce battle against Birdo, swiftly dodging flying eggs, finally when Luigi got a chance to grab an egg and chuck it at her or him. (whatever) When he did somehow the egg flew into Birdo's mouth and got stuck! Birdo panicked, for some reason it could not stop firing eggs, which got trapped inside Birdo's body. Luigi then noticed the situation and let out a small yell, he then jumped and ducked into a small ditch. After a few seconds Birdo's body started to expand and stretch outwards. As more seconds passed it inflated to the size of Mega Mario! Suddenly, It happened, KA-BOOM! Birdo guts, knife sharp eggshells, and blood flew across the sky, missing Luigi by inches. That's when Daisy crazily came rushing in, shouting "HI I'M DAISY! HI I'M DAISY!" very rapidly. SLASH! Daisy's body got violently carved into chunks and pieces be the eggshells. Daisy then promptly screamed a last "HI I'M DAISY!" Before her body parts tumbled down into a puddle of bright red blood. Luigi then rose out of his little hole, It was all over in seconds, he then sighed in relief and walked of to the next level.
NOTICE: Yes, I know this story is gory, so If anyone is grossed out by it I will be happy to edit it to suit your needs.