I've stated before... it's just not fun anymore. It's always the same. You're a person. You get a first Pokemon. You use it and make it super-powerful, all the while catching new ones. You fight people using them. You fight gym leaders using them. But there's this team of evildoers who get in your way. You beat them. There are legendary ones. You fight the Elite Four. You start filling your Pokedex but lose interest. A third one to accompany these two comes out two years later. Repeat.
I've had enough... so none for me.
While your generic description made me laugh, you could really do this for any game series (Zelda, Final Fantasy, whatever, it's almost too easy). I'm not a super big Pokémaniac, but I like to keep up my knowledge of the Pokémon names, music, and places to understand what people talk about and understand references in stuff like Smash Bros. Hmm, Pokémon stuff sure doesn't show up much in Wario Wares this just made me realize.
And the regular RPGs like this sure entertain me a heck of a lot more than the spinoffs that break the mold do (I'm looking at you, Mystery Dungeon).
Come on, Bird, let me show you them.