How did Helen Keller's parent's punish her?
-They left the plunger in the toilet.
How many kids did Helen Keller have?
-None, the plunger went all of the way through.
Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell of a cliff?
-She had mittens on.
If Helen Keller falls in the forest does she make a sound?
How did Helen Keller burn her face?
-She was bobbing for french fries.
Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, she stuck a feather in her hat and called it...
-uuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why does Helen Keller ********** with one hand?
-She uses the other hand to moan.
Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!
What was Helen Kellers favorite childhood game?
-Musical Chairs
what did hellen keller's room look like?
-she didn't know either
What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store?
-Just looking!
What's the name of Helen Keller's new movie?
-Silent Scream
Why did Helen Keller go crazy?
-She was trying to read a stucko wall.
What did Helen Keller get for Cristmas?
-Polio! she had everything else.
How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret?
-Break her fingers
How did Helen Keller break her arms?
-Trying to read road signs at 40mph.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
-Her dog was blind too.
How did Helen Keller burn her hands?
-She was trying to read a waffle iron.
What does Helen Keller call the closet?
-Disneyworld
Where do Helen Keller's parents have her go when there's company over?
-Disneyworld
How does Helen Keller drive?
-One hand on the wheel, one on the road.
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