"A One that is isn't cold is scarcely a One at all"
K, now time for some more:
-People who mention MTV in their songs (especially when they dis MTV, ‘cause more likely than not, if it never existed, they probably wouldn’t be rich and famous)
-People who use too many abbreviations in their songs, even if it’s intentional
-When two people call each other at the exact same time and you get the busy single so you have to keep calling and calling until one of you decides to stop.
-When people lick their fingers to turn the pages of a book. Especially when it’s my book.
-In snowboarding, how you have to undo one of your bindings every time you get on a lift
-Cauliflower (yuck)
-Pants that unzip all by themselves, even if they’re not tight.
-When I am accused of ‘choosing not to understand’, aka "confused"
-People who are overly negative and forever drone on about the things that annoy them.
-People who have (and/or list) too many inside jokes
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalog