Classic quotes from Boo_penguin

[Suffix]

Boo_penguin's late night rant on the pro-whale conspiracy

[00:56:40] <Boo_penguin> like, when someone says "there are tons of files there"
[00:56:47] <Boo_penguin> I was like : tons?
[00:57:14] <Boo_penguin> and I always picture a whale on my computer-case
[00:57:22] <Boo_penguin> I wonder why I always picture a whale
[00:57:31] <Boo_penguin> you said tons I figure a whale
[00:57:34] <Boo_penguin> the mind is tricky
[00:57:53] <Boo_penguin> why not an industrial machine
[00:57:56] <Boo_penguin> something heavier
[00:58:01] <Boo_penguin> why it must be always a WHALE?
[00:58:10] <Boo_penguin> I figured out,when you're little
[00:58:18] <Boo_penguin> they give you some games with animals and stuff
[00:58:30] <Boo_penguin> then you must point the most heavier animal
[00:58:34] <Boo_penguin> there's always a whale
[00:58:44] <Boo_penguin> then you point a whale
[00:59:00] <Boo_penguin> and then, you will picture a whale every time
[00:59:13] <Boo_penguin> that's why I will give games to my kid with dragons or something like that
[01:00:13] <Boo_penguin> "gimme a hard-disk heavier than a whale"
[01:01:46] <Boo_penguin> If I give to a kid two figures...a bridge and a whale and I say "what's the heaviest?"
[01:01:54] <Suffix> Heheh.
[01:01:55] <Boo_penguin> THE KID WILL POINT THE WHALE!
[01:02:27] <Boo_penguin> who make those games anyway
[01:02:42] <Boo_penguin> they are like a conspiracy against whales
[01:02:47] <Boo_penguin> or something
[01:02:49] <Boo_penguin> maybe pro-whales

[Rao]

<Chupperson> but I don't "RAGE" ever
<Fifth> You should try La Mulana, then.
<Fifth> The bats there would convert anybody.
<Boo_penguin> RAGE is awesome
<Boo_penguin> when you hit someone with a baseball bate
<Boo_penguin> and spread fear in the community
<Chupperson> in the words of Phred, "dorts"
<Boo_penguin> Hi Chu Chu Chupperson [Train version]
<Boo_penguin> I was looking Chupnet
<Boo_penguin> new design huh
<Chupperson> yep
<Boo_penguin> man I want that donkey kong t-shirt
<Boo_penguin> I want so many things
<Boo_penguin> I want a X-wing
<Boo_penguin> with a x-wing I can go to work, and never enter late

[BP]

<+Boo_penguin> go celtics go!
<+BirdPerson> !teleport celtics
<@Mushroom_Boy> The Mushroom Teleporter sends celtics to Hill Valley, 1955
<+Boo_penguin> GO CELTICS GO!
<+BirdPerson> !teleport CELTICS
<@Mushroom_Boy> The Mushroom Teleporter sends CELTICS to Hill Valley, 1955
<+BirdPerson> I guess they don't want to go anywhere else.
<+Boo_penguin> haha
<+Boo_penguin> !teleport CELTICS
<@Mushroom_Boy> The Mushroom Teleporter sends CELTICS to death!
<+Boo_penguin> :o
<+Boo_penguin> I think M_B is with Lakers

[Lizard Dude]

* Vorpy tries the Boo_penguin adventure game 2008 again
<Vorpy> go east
* Boo_penguin goes east and met Ernest the bad pirate
<Vorpy> talk to ernest
* Boo_penguin talks to ernest and ernest says "The fish are really big in this part of the ocean!"
<Vorpy> look around
* Boo_penguin looks around and see death and pain
<Vorpy> take pain
* Boo_penguin take pain and a three legs puppie get close to him
<Vorpy> talk to puppie
* Boo_penguin talk to puppie, but the puppie doesn't talk. It's a puppie for god sake.
<Vorpy> pet puppie
* Boo_penguin pet puppie, but the puppie bites him. Now Boo_Penguin is sick
<Vorpy> kick puppie
* Boo_penguin kick puppie and he explodes into an organ fest
<Vorpy> kick ernest
* Boo_penguin goes to kick Ernest, but Ernest goes to fishing. Options are south and north.
<Vorpy> go south
* Boo_penguin goes south. Tons of rats are marching in a devastated city. Boo_penguin is losing health.
<Vorpy> eat rats
* Vorpy explodes into an organ fest
* Vorpy has quit IRC (Quit: )

[NintendoExpert89]

After several net splits in #tmk...

[09:30am] Boo_penguin is now known as Dork20112.
[09:30am] Deezer is now known as Dork51395.
[09:34am] n-fani joined the chat room.
[09:34am] n-fani was promoted to half-operator by Mushroom_Boy.
[10:06am] • Dork20112 explode into an organ fest

[BP]

<+Boo_penguin> you will Suffix, wait and see
<%Suffix> And I will be amazed.
<+Boo_penguin> my machine is not ready yet
<%Suffix> ...a machine that remotely modifies DNA to increase the liklihood of dark-red hair?
<+Boo_penguin> my machine would create a girl from 122 beans
<+Boo_penguin> no more no less
<&Chupperson> !!!!!!!!!!!
<&Chupperson> :OOOOOOOO
<&Chupperson> !!!!!!!!!!!!
<%Suffix> !!!!!!!!!!!!
<%Suffix> Forget Marlie!
<%Suffix> That's amazing!
<+Boo_penguin> Yeah, Marlie is amazing
<+Boo_penguin> but my machine would be DA BOMB
<&Chupperson> I would buy it if you invented it
<+Boo_penguin> cool, it comes with 121 beans
<+Boo_penguin> you will get the one to have 122
<+Boo_penguin> legality issues you know
<+Boo_penguin> but the main problem is
<+Boo_penguin> from 10 attemps, you can get 3 nice girls
<+Boo_penguin> and 7 horrible mutans
<&Chupperson> :S
<+Boo_penguin> pretty deformed
<+Boo_penguin> and puking
<&Chupperson> pretty + deformed
* Rollo Quit (Quit: Ciao!)
 <+Boo_penguin> Rollo, you will buy a girl-machine?
<%Suffix> (Rollo left)
<+Boo_penguin> I didn't know he was here anyway

[Luigalaxy]

This Boo_penguin PWNS! I need to go on #tmk more...

[TEM]

<Luigalaxy> ...
<Luigalaxy> Watch this.
<Luigalaxy> Down is the new up
<Chup|work> down is the new up
<Luigalaxy> Left is the new right.
<Chup|work> down is the new up
<Luigalaxy> ____ is the new _____
<Chup|work> down is the new up
<Luigalaxy> is the new
<Chup|work> down is the new up
<Luigalaxy> ...
<Luigalaxy> Man, why won't no one answer?
<Luigalaxy> :(
*** Luigalaxy has quit (Quit: )
<Boo_penguin> 'cause you sucks
<Boo_penguin> welcome to argentina
* Boo_penguin punches Luigalaxy

[BP]

That would make for some excellent action movie dialog.

[Luigalaxy]

<Boo_penguin> Its illegal
<Boo_penguin> of course

[Rao]

. . .

[Rao]

Sorry for the double post but this is funny stuff.

<Boo_penguin> PIZZA PITZA PIGZA
<bobman37> PIGMA
<Boo_penguin> IT DOESN'T END WITH "ZA"
<Boo_penguin> NOT VALID
<BoostPower> Pillza
<Boo_penguin> DeeZA
<BoostPower> Arizonza
<Boo_penguin> it's not a good name for a pizza
<Boo_penguin> we're looking for cool names for pizzas
<Boo_penguin> like
<Boo_penguin> PEPZA
<Boo_penguin> mixing pepsi with pizza
<Boo_penguin> or PIGZA
<Boo_penguin> mixing pork with pizza
<Boo_penguin> or PITZA
<Boo_penguin> Pittsburg Pizza
<Boo_penguin> you got it?
<Boo_penguin> you're bad telemarketer

[BP]

<bobman37> Morgan Freeman in serious condition after car wreck
<+Boo_penguin> well
<+Boo_penguin> poor Gordon Freeman
<+Boo_penguin> after beating all those monsters
<+Boo_penguin> in half life
<+Boo_penguin> this
<+Boo_penguin> :/

[Lizard Dude]

That would have been a lot better without the third line.

[Rao]

<Boo_penguin> http://orz.4chan.org/wg/src/1217896408633.jpg
<Boo_penguin> awesome
<BananaPhone> that's pretty cool
<TEM> oldest wallpaper ever
<TEM> be sure to see the original rainbow ball version
<Boo_penguin> Wait
<Boo_penguin> I hear a whisper from somewhere
<Boo_penguin> mmm
<Boo_penguin> maybe it was an elf
<Fifth> The sea cucumbers whisper amongst one another.
<Boo_penguin> cucumber is a great word
<BananaPhone> <Boo_penguin> maybe it was an elf <- definitely
<Boo_penguin> but, TEM I never see that wallpaper before. so it's awesome for me
<Boo_penguin> and what's awesome for me
<Boo_penguin> must be awesome for you
<TEM> I resist your power.
<Boo_penguin> you can't