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Forum Games / Mario and The Mastery of Bushido-Aoi-Naijen... or Jump Fu!

« on: November 30, 2005, 12:20:46 AM »

Sorry its been awhile since I last posted but Army life keeps you busy however since I've had few dumps for my creative output I have a ton of creativity saved up and plan to finally write the other two parts of the trilogy I began so long ago. With out further ado....

 As was stated before Mario had become an apprentice of Bushido-Aoi-Naijen and was only beginning to realize its true strength. Constant battles between Mario and Bowser's forces allowed him to train his spring starting with shifting his weight allowing him to control himself mid air and eventually moving to mastery of exact timing of a secondary jump giving him a much needed boost through the air. After this Mario realized instead of only jumping twice he should jump as long as enemies were in supply to keep him air borne. This is when a new threat appeared. Boswer being the Magnificent Maker o' Mayham managed mustering many more multi-purporse municipal maintainees. Yes, he finally coaxed cobra cash crash course cluttering center celluarity coursing centrally. The Lakitu and Spinie had finally given way to his willie washie west wearing wandered whitenosed walkabout an joined his gang, scurvy crew, forces,legions,and battlements. With these newly natech nano nifty nil nipping night nukers he could easily extracate exact enucipations eloquently elaborated elongated yet eniffirated. Plus Mario can't jump on spikes as his lair designers pointed out. Mario being the pull pant poor pleated pink-lipped plow plumber he knew well ahead of time that this would happen and sought out assistance from a new master of martial arts this one known only as Jinx. When Mario managed to track down Jinx he learned the master was no larger then a grasshopper but possed the ability to throw his own spirit upon an enemy. Mario seeking this ability went into training with Jinx. One day quit by accident Mario had picked  a beuatifull white flower for Princess Peach and was wearing it on his over-alls. Suddenly when Mario focused his spirit the flowers inner layer would ignite into a strange flame ball that would launch whenever blown upon. Working long and hard Mario  finally mastered the ability and dubbed the previously unknown flower as the Fire Flower. From that day on Bowser's Spiny ranks stood no chance against the fires of fury released upon them by Mario.

                                       ~Fin~ of part 2 part 3 in the works.

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Forum Games / All along I really was up to something.

« on: December 24, 2004, 05:57:45 AM »

Back in 19 digety two when Mario was just a figment of Shigeru Miyamoto's wild imagination I was alive and niether were my parents. This story isn't about them or the way things really are in fact its about how they aren't. You see for years now I've been plotting some sort of way to totally revolutionize the way mario games are played and I finally figured it out instead of playing the game you'll experiance it first hand the new wave and era is the virtual why play as our italian freind mario when you can explore the mushroom kingdom at your own desire.At least that's what I hope mario games will be like that is my truelly romantic dream. Thanks for listening to me vent back to the world of silencio once again.

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General Chat / Man it was a great dream

« on: July 30, 2004, 04:55:48 AM »

 A couple nights ago I had a wonderfull dream I got to meet Shigeru Miyamoto in person and we sat down and I asked him for advice on how to make great games like he did and I almost died when I understood what he said It was great one of the coolest dreams ever I was in the same room as the Man the Myth the Legend and Creator of all things Mario its too bad it didn't really happen.

I''m Shakezilla the Microphone Rulah!

I HAvE FuRy!!- Fawful

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Forum Games / Ever wonder where Bullet Bills come from?

« on: June 21, 2004, 11:15:40 PM »

Once again as always we of the Mario Commision To Find And Record Every Detail Of Mario History must embark on another seemingly pointless but in truth all important quest to discover where exactly Bullet Bills come from. In our search we have enlisted the aid of Bowser King of Koopa's and Ruler of all things bad. His explanation though left much to be desired in fact he simply grunted that he positioned the cannons and they just shot out. When we attempted to ask a local expert on baddies Mario where exactly they came from all he could come up with is that they fired from cannons with a white pirate skull painted on them. Now this lead actually got us somewhere when we returned to Bowser and asked him where he got the cannons he replied that long ago he had gotten into a tangle with some renegade Koopas that had been using a boat to Pirate the ocean going ships of The Mushroom Kingdom and Bowsers Sea and that they carried the cannons as weaponry when asked about the pirates he replied they were shell shocked and would never return so our search gave out. Was it true that some sort of Pirate Magic or Technology was responsible for the Bullet Bill or was it much more. Unfortunately our deadline came and we weren't able to research any further.

I''m Shakezilla the Microphone Rulah!

I HAvE FuRy!!- Fawful

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General Chat / Introduction

« on: June 17, 2004, 03:10:22 AM »

 Well, this might be a little over enthusiastic but I figured since it is summer and I plan on posting alot more I'd introduce myself.  I'm Paul and I live in Havre, Montana I am 19 years old and a male obviously if you cant tell from the post or name. I was named after the Beatle so I obviosly loathe them and like to listen to Heavy Metal and Punk some Rap mostly old school and BENEFIT. I'm a old school game born in the height of the revolution in the year '86 I got my first taste of gaming action at the age 3 and played Donkey Kong since then I'm die hard I like to roam the ranges of other consoles besides the x box and have very optimistic taste I enjoy all genres except most racing games i do like mario cart. Um my other hobbies are Anime and Manga of which Hellsing and Trigun are my favorites. That's it for me I'm out

Number 1 in the hood G''.

I HAvE FuRy!!- Fawful

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Forum Games / Mario and The Way of Bushido-Aoi-Naijen or jump fu

« on: June 17, 2004, 02:45:07 AM »

 Long ago, before most men can remember except the extremly elderly uncle's that shout "JACK IEEEE! Always listen to un-co." there was a man named Mario Mario who tripped one day into a most unusual world in shrouded with trouble because of a fiend so bad that no one dared to oppose. This man coming straight from the streets of Brooklyn had nothing except his thick mustachio, some plumbing tools, neat overalls, and a strong set of legs. So in order to defeat his strong willed opponent he quested to find a teacher in the ways of fighting. Having watched much television Mario knew the one place to find a master of fighting was to quest and eventually reach a mountaintop with a quirky old man whom with held incredible strength for only the pure to see. So after a week of wandering up the highest mountain of all Mario finally arrived it was a small quant shack made of some quickly thrown together pieces of wood and straw. But to Mario's suprise the old man was not what he expected in fact it was not a man at all it was a eldery toad with a short stub of beard. Mario fell to his knees and begged the master to teach his skills but the master declined and told Mario only when he could jump onto the top of his old shack would the master pass on his combat skills. While Mario toiled jumping day and night away the old master smiled to himself as he watched his new pupil he exited the house and laughed as mario landed on his rear from losing his balance. "Your form is all wrong." said the old master. "What'd ya mean form?" Mario's tongue slipped "Tuck your knees beneath you and concentrate on your most valued possesion or violent passion then push this thought into your legs and let it SPRING loose. Only by this can you accomplish such a feat. Of course by the next day Mario had easilly accomplished the task so upon completing it he told the master who simply replied I've taught you all you need to know now go and defeat your demons. With this Mario became a apprentice of Bushido-Aoi-Naijen. Or just plain old jump fu.

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Forum Games / The Day It All Fell Together.

« on: February 13, 2004, 04:21:15 AM »

 As usual the day started with birds singing
 Their morning song of praise to the mushroom
 kingdom. Mario's alarm clock went off softly
 with the sound of gaining an extra life. He
 slowly rose from bed with a grunt and hair
 frizzed and frayed ala Dr.Mario he stepped
 into the shower whistling his favorite tune
 and dressed quickly seeing the time he began
 to walk briskly toward Toad Town where he
 would go and visit Princess Peach. En route
 to leave he spotted his twin brother already
 hard at work maintaning the pipes and warp
 systems he silently thought to himself how
 someday all Luigi's hard work would indeed
 pay off. "Hey I'ma going inta town, You need
 anything?" Mario asked the oily,slinky,and
 tall version of himself. "No,but say hello
 to everyone for me. This new warp system is
 gonna take us home for sure." Luigi smiled
 and gave Mario "the wink" he knew neither of
 them was interested in going "home" and the
 new pipe led to some strange world much like
 Dinosaur Land where their freind Yoshi was
 an Honorary Counciller to that part of Peach's tremendous kingdom. He went to work
 again as soon as Mario had gone off as usual
 whistling his favorite tune and walking as
 he always did besides the point Luigi had
 built a warp system directly to Toad Town.
 After a couple hours and cups of coffee it
 had been done. Luigi finished up a few minor
 things and as if summoned by the fact of a
 new adventure Mario had just returned his
 mustache covered with cake crumbs and his
 cheek splashed with ruby red lipstick.
 Luigi simply had to smile " Hey bro, I have
 just finished my new pipe system your always
 right on time." Mario looked the pipe up and
 down then simply whistled "Now thatsa warp
 pipe!" "Where's it go?" Luigi seeing Mario's
 spirit firing up in his eyes said simply "
 I don't know but I'm sure they have a whole
 new set of problems and that Bowser has been
 plaguing them for years." That was one thing
 he could never understand is how Bowser had
 expanded his rule over so many different
 places and that two plumbers from the Bronx
 had been the right answer to him. "Probably
 no dinosuars." Luigi laughed Mario joined in
 and spoke "Well I'ma gonna check out the new
 place." So Mario hopped into the pipe his
 body began sinking and before he disappeared
 he gave his brother the peace sign. Warping
 through the pipe at near light speed hadn't
 lost it's effect on the plumber as soon as
 he got out he sat down and let the Pipe Lag
 wear off while he sat he observed the new
 he was in the middle of a giant rolling hay
 field to the north he could see a giant and
 prestigous looking castle so he put togther
 Bowser hadn't taken over this kingdom also
 he could see a huge smoking mountain beyond
 the castle to the west a large ravine that
 led to a desert looking area and around the
 north east area he heard a roaring river off
 to the south east a reclusive looking tunnel
 leading to a forest he supposed and to his
 direct south he could see and smell a giant
 lake. Also plaid in the middle of the field
 he spotted a giant ranch. He immediatley
 resolved to avoid it because he had a bad
 experiance with a horse in his childhood
 after sitting there for such a time he moved
 up and started off for the castle.


 Ok now that is done chapter two is on its
 way.

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Forum Games / A day in the secret life of Dr. E. Gadd

« on: February 03, 2004, 04:13:23 AM »

Well as we all know Dr. E. Gadd is a scientist. Much like other scietist he spends most of his free time inventing ways to help the capped and mustachioed hereos of the story but, now life will be observed from this never before seen perspective on the Mushroom Kingdom is it the visions of a brillant scientist or the plot of a insane mad man one must decide for them selves. The day began much like any other Unt I decided that after the whole Mario Brothers catatrophee I would need to invent up some Bowser preventions and some Mario advantages besides I owe my entire spook free mansion to them. Today I reviewed my past inventions and tried to create a common ground to build a new type of anti bowser and pro mario weapon from the similarities but this was unsuccessfull without full combat data on Bowser or his possible throngs of minions the only consitent method of dispersement is flame if only I could make flame usuable by the marios. Month after month hypothesis after hypothesis Dr. E. Gadd labored for an entire Mushroom Kingdom fiscal year. Ah Ha a loud exclamation of an early morning's success rang through out Gadd Labs Inc. as a large explosion came from within. YES YES!! I've done it I've done it I've harvested the power of flame into a flower YES! I will call it the GADOLIA haahahhahah. to be continued too tired to finish.

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Forum Games / Walking through the mushroom kingdom part 2

« on: August 09, 2003, 02:02:11 AM »

Bowser began to explain," Well, you see Mario I've actually been having a lot of trouble with this new guy." Mario nodded his head he'd seen bigger fish then Bowser before and knew what it took to meet a challenge so Mario took some of Bowser's advice and headed for the west end of the kingdom where every one lives in fear of the new villan everywhere mario went chaos and suffering were left in the path of this new evil he helped the people overcome the evil slowly but surely he was gaining on the evil one then he finally arrived to the place where the evil one took refuge by this time Mario had learned many of the evil one's tricks and had to face many trials that without his incredible jumping power he would have failed, but while progressing through the well guarded facility he noticed the arch nemesis had remarkably good plumbing something no one else but Mario had  what does this mean Mario never worked here who could have been behind Peach's abduction? When would the enemy face Mario?


"The Answers are hear Mario." said a remarkably familar voice in the shadows
then the figure of a slightly tall man in a green jumpsuit melted into view LUIGI?

Find out next episode.

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Forum Games / Walking through the mushroom kingdom

« on: August 07, 2003, 02:13:55 AM »

Dawn breaks on a small home in a far off land where life is easy and bread is tasty.Our hero awakens to the melodius sounds of birds singing. Shaking off the first bite of mourning sun he prepares for his day by slipping on his favorite red shirt and blue over-alls. On the way out he runs into his brother Luigi "Hey Mario, wanna see my latest dance moves?" Luigi asked
even though Luigi is the mushroom kingdom's official king of dancing Mario simply shook his head, he had a date with Princess Peach the kind and beautifull leader of the Mushroom Kingdom. "I'll see you later, eh Mario." Luigi said as Mario walked off to the Princess's Castle. When he arrived at the castle much too his suprise the building was burning down, jumping into action Mario first dispatched of two goombas bye kicking a koopa troopa at them. Then he retrieved his trust Gadd science Fludd which he used to douse an occasional fire or two. After the work was done Mario was not suprised to find that Princess Peach had gone missing.
This was most definently the work of Bowser right? no wait why would he burn the castle in any case Mario went to question Bowser. Upon arriving at the Evil King's castle he off course fought through the obstacles and bobby traps with the greatest of ease mostly because Bowser hadn't upgraded since his and Mario's last encounter. Of course as soon he arrived in Bowser's throne room the Koopa King decided not to take this great opportunity for granted. Hurling himself at Mario bellowing "You mischevous plumber I'm gonna clean your clock once and for all!" of course by now Mario knew every trick in Bowser's book and after subdueing him Bowser got back up "Fungah! Why'd you even come here I didn't kidnap the lovely Princess or even think about it." This puzzeled Mario because he knew Bowser always wanted to kidnap the Princess. As if answering the questions in Mario's head"I've got bigger fish to fry right now someone else has been recruiting my cronie's and moving into my territory so i'm gonna put the hurt on him before he knows what hit him!!" Then Bowser erupteded into larger then life laughter.

stay tuned for the next episode too tired to keep writing send suggestions on how to improve the story.

I might be the best mario golfer alive.

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Mario Chat / Hey Lizard_Dude read this ANyone else this is about golf

« on: August 07, 2003, 01:42:22 AM »

I would like to report I have gotten a hole in one on hole 11 of Cheep Cheep Falls circut and Birdied every hole up to peach's castle invatational.

Lizard Dude, this is Paul your freind
pm me if possible

I might be the best mario golfer alive.