Koopa centurions. bowser never had ideas like that. his schemes were more elaborate strategies, doing the best he could with his own troops. Whoever was in charge, certainly was doing it hisown way. they wondered what other new things they would encounter.
"Look out!" cried their koopa freind.
Mario and luigi looked up and saw two koopas with large flowing wings, and sunglasses. in there arms they carried large weapons. one carried what appeared to be a ball and chain. the other had a spiked club.
They looked angry.
The one with the club swooped low and swiped his club at luigi. He jumped out of the way.
The one with the ball and chain landed and swung it around in circles. the chain seemed to grow longer with each each swing. mario couldn't get near him. he needed something he could throw. He looked at his surroundings. nothing. then, he saw the good, if confused, koopa running in circles, not knowing what to do. soon, he would be in the range of the ball. and one hit with that thing would kill him. Mario darted out and quickly stomped on him. causing him to recede into his shell. mario picked up the shell and ran as fast as he could away from the ball and chain centurion. He suddenly got an idea.
"Stay in there!"
"What? Why? Hold on a-"
Mario kicked the koopa shell at the centurion, this caught him off guard, and he could do nothing. the shell knocked him out of his own shell, and caused him to let go of the ball and chain, which snapped back to it's original length. Mario approached the ,now defenseless, centurion.
*STOMP*
Luigi now had his centurion to deal with. He kept jumping out of the way of his club. Luigi circled around and ran to pick up the dropped ball and chain. It wasn't near as light as one would think. He struggled with it until he finally got the hang of swing it.
When the club centurion saw the ball coming, he lifted his club. The chain wrapped itself around it. luigi pulled the chain. the club came out of the centurions hands. but when the ball and chain, elasticaly tried to return to it's normal length, the club and the ball, both came toward luigi. he threw it away.
The friendly koopa was finally getting over his dizziness. he stood up straight. All of a sudden he saw the ball, chain, and club flying at him.
*BONK* He was out cold again.
The centurion was without a weapon. he took off his own shell and threw it at luigi. it missed it's target just barely. he stepped on it, and with his right foot, pushed it rather like one would a skateboard. he rammed into the centurion, who expired immediately.
Mario and luigi went to help their friend.
"You all right?"
The koopa was still dizzy.
"Yeah." He rsponded.
"You saved my life back there!" said mario.
"Really? So i'm like... a hero?"
"Yep, couldn'ta done it without ya!"
"That's great." he fell over again.
The world would be a much cleaner place if people would eat their own trash.