Author Topic: The Pointless Topic! (Read 2499310 times)

BP · « **Reply #1695 on:** February 09, 2006, 09:34:29 PM »

The all new XD emoticon!

Khold · « **Reply #1696 on:** February 09, 2006, 10:15:37 PM »

Heh, nice. XD

Here's my joke...It's not really that great, though. ;)

So, a guy walks into a church on a normal Sunday morning. The church bells ring, and the preacher notices there is only one person attending. The preacher comes up to the man and says, "Well, since you're the only one here, I guess we can just go on home, eh?" The man pauses and says, "Sir, I don't know nuthin' 'bout preachin', but I'm a farmer. When it's feedin' time and only one cow comes up to eat, I'm not just gonna not feed it." So the preacher turns around and gets out his bible on the stand. An hour-and-a-half later, the preacher finishes and says to the farmer, "There, how was that?" And the farmer says,"Sir, I don't know nuthin' 'bout preachin', but I'm a farmer. When it's feedin' time and only one cow comes up to eat, I sure as heck am not gonna give it the whole truck-load of chow."

BP · « **Reply #1697 on:** February 09, 2006, 10:18:45 PM »

Haha, that's pretty good.

Khold · « **Reply #1698 on:** February 09, 2006, 10:23:41 PM »

Thank you. :D

bobman37 · « **Reply #1699 on:** February 09, 2006, 10:36:30 PM »

Haha Khold. Nice one.

Here's one, probably heard before: (by the way, no offense to blondes.)

A blonde is getting tired of the stereotype that blondes are stupid, so she dyes her hair brown to see if she gets treated differently. Later, she's driving down the highway and stops at a farm. The farmer is outside with his cattle. The blonde gets out and says "Excuse me, but if I can guess how many cattle you have there, can I keep one?" The farmer says "Um, I guess." The blonde thinks for a second, then says "Seventy three." "Wow! How did you know? OK, take your pick." After the blonde picks a cute little one and is starting to walk back to her car, the farmer stops her. "Excuse me, but if I guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?"

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #1700 on:** February 09, 2006, 11:47:37 PM »

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*Wakes up and gets off floor*

I just passed out from laughing too much. Anyway, this post, hmm...

*Passes out onto floor*

BP · « **Reply #1701 on:** February 09, 2006, 11:49:42 PM »

The floor is alive.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #1702 on:** February 09, 2006, 11:54:45 PM »

Oh. Uh... hi floor.

*Is eaten*

MaxVance · « **Reply #1703 on:** February 10, 2006, 06:38:56 AM »

Here's my floor.

Khold · « **Reply #1704 on:** February 10, 2006, 08:16:31 AM »

Looks dead to me.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1705 on:** February 10, 2006, 09:14:51 AM »

Random piccy!

If you can guess which Paper Mario partner that's a humanization of, I'll give you a cookie.

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #1706 on:** February 10, 2006, 09:28:18 AM »

Kooper! It must be!

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1707 on:** February 10, 2006, 10:18:51 AM »

However did you guess? Here's your cookie.

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #1708 on:** February 10, 2006, 10:27:56 AM »

lol I'm smart.
That cookie looks sooooo good. :)

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1709 on:** February 10, 2006, 02:50:13 PM »

CLICK THE LINK.