See teh Lemur Girl! The only person in the world with the ears and tail of a ring-tailed lemur actually on her body! No glues or special tricks used! Stick around and she might do a dance, sing a song or do stupid impressions on request! Only 50 cents! Dang, this is cheap!
...I really will do a dance, sing a song or do stupid impressions if you guys want me to. You don't really need to pay me.