Author Topic: New Mega Man Bosses (Read 6978 times)

Lizard Dude · « **on:** June 18, 2004, 07:56:05 PM »

It goes like this: You say a new "man" and his stats.

Example: Chup Man
Power: Briefly covers an area of ground in a gelatinous plaid substance that damages Mega Man.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #1 on:** June 18, 2004, 08:00:57 PM »

Um, isn't this a blatant rip-off of another post?

"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown

Insane Steve · « **Reply #2 on:** June 18, 2004, 08:27:52 PM »

Well, since LD posted it, it looks more important?

Madman: Swears angrily

Rodman: Fires steel rods

~I.S.~

Raccoon Sam · « **Reply #3 on:** June 19, 2004, 02:13:29 AM »

oh this is ridiculous!!!
when i post a topic everyone post random crap there and calls it stupid,but when mr i am the most important lizard dude posts it everyone thinks that it's better!!!! why do you hate me?

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #4 on:** June 19, 2004, 02:28:06 AM »

Fool! Don't address his majesty that way! Now BOW!

Black Mage · « **Reply #5 on:** June 19, 2004, 07:58:24 AM »

Poo-poo man.
Attacks: throws crap at you and jums with fartpower.

Markio · « **Reply #6 on:** June 19, 2004, 11:29:41 AM »

I'm guessing it was either that fact that they have to go out of their way to show that they don't like your typing skills without saying they don't like your typing skills, or else they think Poo Poo Man was gross.

Anyone who says sunshine is pure happiness has never danced in the rain!

NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 19, 2004, 01:47:05 PM »

Woman Man: Attacks with crossdressing powers!

There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.

Popple · « **Reply #8 on:** June 19, 2004, 03:36:23 PM »

Man Man: Attacks with regular-type dressing powers.

Let me away from this boulder!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #9 on:** June 19, 2004, 05:49:06 PM »

The Man
Power: He's so cool, he's the man!

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Insane Steve · « **Reply #10 on:** June 19, 2004, 06:26:38 PM »

"when i post a topic everyone post random crap there and calls it stupid,but when mr i am the most important lizard dude posts it everyone thinks that it's better!!!!"

Exactly. It is human idiology* to think like this.

Although, it would help if your example didn't involve toilet humor+, you used capital letters, and if you would have spelled "example" with more than 5 letters.

Doorman: swings a sack of doorknobs at you

* Idiology, in this sentence, is being used in an abstract sense to mean "The tendency for idiotic decisions.

+ This plus sign denotes a bad pun.

~I.S.~

Edited by - Insane Steve on 6/19/2004 5:29:20 PM

The Big Boo · « **Reply #11 on:** June 19, 2004, 08:30:03 PM »

Well, I posted this in the other topic, but it'll probably actually get seen in this one.

For Megaman X Series:
Level 1: Rotator Cuff Naked Mole Rat
Level 2: Artsy Dragon
Level 3: Couch Cushion Hippo
Level 4: Clammy Lion
Level 5: Spiral Stool
Level 6: Giggle Eagle
Level 7: Pedestal Spider
Level 8: Duff McWhalen (Doesn't need changing)
Levels 9-12: Sigma's quirky brothers, Delta, Pi, and finally Mu.

Forest Guy · « **Reply #12 on:** June 19, 2004, 10:27:23 PM »

Boy Man

Just hit puberty and uses his horrible cracking screeching voice to damage you.

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Raccoon Sam · « **Reply #13 on:** June 20, 2004, 03:08:23 AM »

Lizard man: copies others abilities,and threads.

TEM · « **Reply #14 on:** June 20, 2004, 08:52:16 AM »

1. Robot Super Sonic Man: Uses same attack methods the Robot Super Sonic uses at the end of Knuckles game of Sonic and Knuckles.
2. Sha Man: Uses voodoo dolls and magic zombiefying attacks to destroy Mega Man. No evasive skills, just an onslaught of with small offensive windows for MM.
3. 1337 /\/\ @ /\/: He uses annoying 1337 phrases to confuse Mega Man, then giving him the chance to sissy slap MM into submission.

Edited by - TEM on 6/20/2004 7:53:53 AM

Deezer · « **Reply #15 on:** June 20, 2004, 10:05:42 AM »

mariofan beat me to it.

Markio · « **Reply #16 on:** June 20, 2004, 10:47:44 AM »

Spaghetti Man: Whips his spaghetti at you, but loses energy when he has no sauce.

Anyone who says sunshine is pure happiness has never danced in the rain!

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #17 on:** June 20, 2004, 03:41:22 PM »

Sly Guy: very sneaky

"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #18 on:** June 20, 2004, 03:50:04 PM »

^wrong thread, although you probably did it on purpose and I'm a tool for pointing it out now. Thanks a lot, buddy.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Black Mage · « **Reply #19 on:** June 20, 2004, 08:39:24 PM »

Tool Man: Lizard Dude.

Man, I'm the epitome of clever!

Forest Guy · « **Reply #20 on:** June 20, 2004, 11:54:12 PM »

Man Man - Uses his super strength and masculinity to beat you into a bloody pulp.

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NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 21, 2004, 07:35:27 AM »

Giga Man: Rips off Mega Man's attacks by doing similar ones.

Tetra Man: Rips off Giga Man's attacks, which are rip-offs of Mega Man's attacks.

To be completely honest, I don't really like Megaman all that much, but I do know that there is a character called Bass in there somewhere. Now, being a cello player myself, I want him to find his long-lost brother Cello!

Don''t you just hate puns? They''re not punny at all.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #22 on:** June 21, 2004, 07:58:27 PM »

Well, his dog is named Treble.

The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.

Mr_MistorMario · « **Reply #23 on:** June 21, 2004, 11:01:30 PM »

You guys have nothing.

Beer Man: He chugs a 46 pack and pukes all over you

Sausage Man: He throws his vicious links of sausage at you.

Pizza Man: He delivers a healthy dose of pain with his greasy cheese pizza.

Old Man: He recalls a story of how when he was young to bore you into subliminal retroversion.

Dukar Man: He doesn't do anything and sits at home because he's a dukar.

Metal Man Mark 2: Metal Man's pinnacle performance model including Tri-Sharp Table Saw Blade Attack with Ultra Richochet Action.

Fish Man: He slaps you in the face with the days catch.

Fisher Man: He uses his superior angling skills to catch you with his hook of doom.

Random Man: He assualts you in a random manner no one knows what will happen.

Metroid Man: He jumps onto you and begins leeching your very life force.

Mister Man: He makes Bold statements and uses his spidy senses to out wit you.

Fly Man: he buzzes around your head into you go insane.

Lizard Man: He licks you into a pulverized state.

Shadow Man: He explodes out of the Acclaim hit to use his Shadow Gun on Mega Man.

Tanookie Man: He copies one of the Mega Man Bosses from Mega Man and uses their powers.

Number 1 in the hood G''.

I HAvE FuRy!!- Fawful

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #24 on:** June 22, 2004, 12:04:28 PM »

I have to say Shadow Man is my favorite so far.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

MEGAß¥TE · « **Reply #25 on:** June 22, 2004, 04:19:01 PM »

That would be Tera Man, not Tetra Man...

NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #26 on:** June 22, 2004, 07:22:01 PM »

I hate to put it so rudely, but...you're wrong. I KNOW for a fact it's Tetra. Final Fantasy VII taught me. Actually, that as well as playing around with the computer. Oh, and think of Tetris. It's based of the word Tetra, meaning four. All the shapes have four squares in them. At least in the original version.

Don''t you just hate puns? They''re not punny at all.

Black Mage · « **Reply #27 on:** June 22, 2004, 08:16:58 PM »

Final Fantasy VII taught you Tetra..?

Maybe you're thinking of IX?

And for the record, it is Tera.

EDIT: A little roman numeral trouble.

Edited by - Black Mage on 6/22/2004 7:21:13 PM

Insane Steve · « **Reply #28 on:** June 22, 2004, 08:23:38 PM »

Tetra -- That one character from TLoZ: TWW.

Tetris -- Allegory for Communist Russia

~I.S.~

MEGAß¥TE · « **Reply #29 on:** June 22, 2004, 10:17:22 PM »

Mega means 1,000,000
Giga means 1,000,000,000
Tera means 1,000,000,000,000
and you are correct is saying that
Tetra means 4
but that doesn't fit with Mega and Giga

FF7 had the Tetra Elemental and FF9 and FF11 have Tetra Master, and FFX2 has several Tetra items, but I don't know what that has to do with anything.

Markio · « **Reply #30 on:** June 22, 2004, 11:59:38 PM »

If it mattered, people would care more about it. I don't know why I'm posting, since this post serves no purpose.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead.

NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #31 on:** June 23, 2004, 04:28:12 PM »

I learned from FFVII because Bahamut does Mega Flare, Neo Bahamut does Giga Flare, and Bahamut ZERO does Tetra Flare.

I can just taste the irony, and the irony tastes like pancakes. Mmmmmm...

MEGAß¥TE · « **Reply #32 on:** June 23, 2004, 07:35:30 PM »

Wrong.
Kjata does Tetra Disaster. (Since it summons the 4 elementals).
Bahamut ZERO does Tera Flare.
My point stands.