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« on: March 15, 2002, 04:38:35 AM »
Post funny lines from TV shows,movies,games,etc. here.Here are some I think are funny:
ToP(Tales of Phantasia,its a japenese only RPG.Cless is the main character a boy,Mint's a girl,Arche's a girl,and Klarthe's another guy but older than Cless)
Klarthe:So which one are you hitting on?
Cless:What do you mean?
Klarthe:Which girl? Mint's sorta the cute quiet/shy type,but I bet Arche can f*ck like a b**ch!
Cless:Klarthe!
Klarthe:So if I were to "take one under the sheets" so to say,which one would you rather I took?
Cless:Klarthe! I can't beleive you're talking about young girls under the sheets!!!
Arche:Watcha Talkin about guys?
Klarthe:O just some malebonding.
Cless:Pah!
End
Cless: Well whad'ya say about hitting the sack?
Mint:Well...uh...you...see...
Cless:What?
Mint:Well...theres,uh,only one bed,and,uh...two of us...
Cless:So???
Mint:...
Cless:...
Cless:O my gosh! I wasn't trying to,uh I mean,er,I'm sleeping on the floor!!!
Mint:*BLUSH*
End
DragonBall(an Anime...Duh!)
Goku:How much longer till we get there Bulma?
Bulma:At this rate FOREVER.I wish the Flying Nimbus could go faster...
Goku:O it can go faster!Faster Nimbus!!!
Bulma:Ahhh!Thats a little to fast GOOOKUUU!!!!!!
Goku:Whhheeee!!!I do tricks to!!!
*the Nimbus Begins to do Loo-De-Loops)
Bulma:AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Goku:Whhhheeeee!!!!!Go Faster Nimbus!!!!
End
Goku:So how do we get the DragonBall if it's on the ocean floor?
Bulma:Simple we just use my Submarine!
*She pulls out a case of DinoCaps but it only has one inside*
Bulma:Oh No!!! I must have accidentily switched DinoCaps with my Dad!!!
Goku:Well his DinoCap might have something useful inside.
Bulma: Well it might...
*she presses the button on the DinoCap and throws it in the air.It opens up and a bunch of magazines with cute girls on the front of them rain Down.Goku picks one up and looks at it*
Goku:Bulma,why does your Dad have a bunch of women's swimsuit catalogs in his DinoCap???
Bulma:AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!MEN!!! THEY'RE ALL THE SAME!!!! I HATE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!
*She then begin's to shred the magazines in a fit of rage*
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! I can't stop laughing everytime I think of those.Alright,who else has funny Dialogues? Only real ones,none that you made up.
To remeber our favorite punk-mouthed Clown: Skate 0-/<):
PS.CHRONO RULES!!!!!!!
Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 3/16/2002 12:05:00 AM