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Forum Games / Milik!!
« on: March 21, 2002, 10:44:03 PM »
milik you p*ss me off so prepare to Duel,ONE ON ONE to the death!!

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Skate: 0-/<):

What? you don''t want to skate? Well then snowboard: 0-\<\

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Video Game Chat / ZSNES Online???
« on: March 21, 2002, 11:00:14 AM »
On my ZSNES emulator it has a button that says "internt". I was being wishful and wondering if you could play(mario)games over the Internet!!! That would be so COOL!!! We could hold Mario Bros. tournaments here at TMK!!!

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What? you don''t want to skate? Well then snowboard: 0-\<\

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General Chat / It's Raining...
« on: March 21, 2002, 09:17:36 AM »
It's Raining! It's Pouring! Cranky Kong's snoring! I'm bored.................................

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Skate: 0-/<):

What? you don''t want to skate? Well then snowboard: 0-\<\

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General Chat / EscaFlowne
« on: March 19, 2002, 12:07:34 PM »
Remember that cartoon??? I really liked it but I forgot all the names!!! Let's see the main character is Von Finale I think,he was prince over Finalia or something.Then there was that Psychic girl.And the cat-girl.and that dude with the long blonde hair.and he had a girlfriend.and then Von had a brother.and then there was that guy that wanted to kill Von or something...anyone remember any of these names???

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Mario Chat / The Midnight Reviver is laying down his Sword
« on: March 18, 2002, 05:10:08 AM »
It appears no one here likes me,so I hope you guys can live without Mr.Ranma1/2 and The Midnight Reviver.Come on StarGirl let's blow this Popsicle Stand.

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What? you don''t want to skate? Well then snowboard: 0-\<\

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Mario Chat / HE GRIMSACK ERA HAS BEGUN AGAIN!!!!!!!
« on: March 16, 2002, 10:47:55 PM »
Grimsack's back!!! Oh where oh where can Deezer be when you need him??? Ok,Listen up Grimsack!!! I'm the BIGGEST,BADEST,BRUTE around and don't you forget!!!!! Gather 'round newbies and listen to the terribble tale of of Grimsack! Long ago,there was a hideous fiend named Grimsack. He spread torture,hate,and bad words werever he went!! He turned the kind,gentle TMK forum inhabitants into his slaves of misery!! But then,a Shining Knight appeared "Super Yoshi7175" wielding the Master Plunger,the legendary potty tool of Evil's bane!!! He tried to vanquish the Evil Grimsack! There was an Epic battle of immense proportions!!! Then, Super Yoshi7175 used the power of the legendary Master Plunger and the Sailor Senshi to KILL the hideous monster known as Grimsack!!!(well actually,grimsack being the wuss he is posted an I'm sorry topic and banned himself) So now time has come for the seasoned veterans and the Newbies to join forces and vanquish the terrible Grimsack once agian!!!!! So Don't be vain,and don't be whiney,or else,ny brother,I might have to get medeivel on your heinie!!!!!!(that was for you Grimsack) Come on Super Yoshi7175,you did it once now get rid of him again!!!!

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Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 3/17/2002 2:39:36 AM

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Mario Chat / I FIGURED OUT MARIO'S AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: March 16, 2002, 05:54:48 AM »
I figured it out!!!! Mario's in his late 20's!!!!!!! In the Nintendo Power Mario vs. Wario comic,on page1 Wario sends Mario a letter inviting him to a party.The comic then shows Mario thinking back to when he knew Wario.He and Wario look around 5/6 years old.Mario then states"It's been almost 20 years". Am I brillant or what? Do you like this theory frostbite?(he's the theory master)

To remeber our favorite punk-mouthed Clown: Skate 0-/<):
PS.CHRONO RULES!!!!!!!

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General Chat / Funny lines
« on: March 15, 2002, 04:38:35 AM »
Post funny lines from TV shows,movies,games,etc. here.Here are some I think are funny:

ToP(Tales of Phantasia,its a japenese only RPG.Cless is the main character a boy,Mint's a girl,Arche's a girl,and Klarthe's another guy but older than Cless)

Klarthe:So which one are you hitting on?
Cless:What do you mean?
Klarthe:Which girl? Mint's sorta the cute quiet/shy type,but I bet Arche can f*ck like a b**ch!
Cless:Klarthe!
Klarthe:So if I were to "take one under the sheets" so to say,which one would you rather I took?
Cless:Klarthe! I can't beleive you're talking about young girls under the sheets!!!
Arche:Watcha Talkin about guys?
Klarthe:O just some malebonding.
Cless:Pah!
End


Cless: Well whad'ya say about hitting the sack?
Mint:Well...uh...you...see...
Cless:What?
Mint:Well...theres,uh,only one bed,and,uh...two of us...
Cless:So???
Mint:...
Cless:...
Cless:O my gosh! I wasn't trying to,uh I mean,er,I'm sleeping on the floor!!!
Mint:*BLUSH*
End


DragonBall(an Anime...Duh!)


Goku:How much longer till we get there Bulma?
Bulma:At this rate FOREVER.I wish the Flying Nimbus could go faster...
Goku:O it can go faster!Faster Nimbus!!!
Bulma:Ahhh!Thats a little to fast GOOOKUUU!!!!!!
Goku:Whhheeee!!!I do tricks to!!!
*the Nimbus Begins to do Loo-De-Loops)
Bulma:AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Goku:Whhhheeeee!!!!!Go Faster Nimbus!!!!
End



Goku:So how do we get the DragonBall if it's on the ocean floor?
Bulma:Simple we just use my Submarine!
*She pulls out a case of DinoCaps but it only has one inside*
Bulma:Oh No!!! I must have accidentily switched DinoCaps with my Dad!!!
Goku:Well his DinoCap might have something useful inside.
Bulma: Well it might...
*she presses the button on the DinoCap and throws it in the air.It opens up and a bunch of magazines with cute girls on the front of them rain Down.Goku picks one up and looks at it*
Goku:Bulma,why does your Dad have a bunch of women's swimsuit catalogs in his DinoCap???
Bulma:AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!MEN!!! THEY'RE ALL THE SAME!!!! I HATE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!
*She then begin's to shred the magazines in a fit of rage*



Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! I can't stop laughing everytime I think of those.Alright,who else has funny Dialogues? Only real ones,none that you made up.

To remeber our favorite punk-mouthed Clown: Skate 0-/<):
PS.CHRONO RULES!!!!!!!

Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 3/16/2002 12:05:00 AM

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General Chat / Who would like to see me dead
« on: March 14, 2002, 04:33:27 AM »
Who would like to see me banned,hung,and my head on a pole? just wondering,I annoyed a lot of people...

To remeber our favorite punk-mouthed Clown: Skate 0-/<):
PS.CHRONO RULES!!!!!!!

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Video Game Chat / Xbox Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: March 11, 2002, 11:44:52 PM »
The Xbox I 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99999990.099 times better than Nintendo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Edited by Bill Gates on 10:299:3438 20183/3920\993030\111111111119

Chika-Flicka!!!(as in cute girls)...Bwahahahaha I have come to The Mushroom Kingdom(not the place,the website!!) in search of a cute girl to steal away to my castle and Date!!!! Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Eat yer heart out Bowser!!!!!! Beware!!! I am prone to flame anyone who dares get on my nerves!!!!!!M-M-M-MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Video Game Chat / I Found Roms!!!!
« on: March 08, 2002, 04:18:34 PM »
Want Roms? Emulators? Go here:http://websearch.cs.com/cs/results/cssearch-frameset.adp?type=I&first=1&dfirst=1&sTerm=ArchNacho&type=I&brand=CSI&tabs=Y&serviceType=CServe&uType=CS2K&dateRange=0&channel=&gfirst=0&hit_url=http%3a%2f%2fhome%2eonline%2eno%2f%7eireierts%2fqualityroms%2fwelcome%2ehtm&rUrl=http%3a%2f%2fhome%2eonline%2eno%2f%7eireierts%2fqualityroms%2fwelcome%2ehtm&title=ArchNacho%20%26%20Tortilla%20Godzilla%27s%20Quality%20ROMs...man that's long...O well just cut and paste.and Deezer please don't ban me, I'm not advertising just telling them where to get working roms and emulators. There's two SNES emulators, get ZSNES its better.

Mario:It''s a-me Mario!
Crash:Crash Rules!!!!
Mario: Huh,Crash?You''''re in the wrong sig!!
Crash:Huh? I am?
Mario:Ya,you need to be in Bandicoot Buddy''s sig!
Crash:Whoops!* Runs off to find Bandicoot Buddy
Sonic: The need for Speed!!!!!!!!
Mario: MamaMia!!

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General Chat / Newbies!!!!! AAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
« on: March 08, 2002, 02:24:36 PM »
What's with all the new peolpe??? When I came here there was only a handful of peolpe and then all these new guys came!!! AAHHHH don't any girl's like mario???? AAHHHHHHH newbies!!!!!!!!

Mario:It''s a-me Mario!
Crash:Crash Rules!!!!
Mario: Huh,Crash?You''''re in the wrong sig!!
Crash:Huh? I am?
Mario:Ya,you need to be in Bandicoot Buddy''s sig!
Crash:Whoops!* Runs off to find Bandicoot Buddy
Sonic: The need for Speed!!!!!!!!
Mario: MamaMia!!

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General Chat / Girly voice
« on: March 04, 2002, 01:18:43 AM »
Why does X in MegaMan X4 talk like a girl? I'm not kidding,if you beat the game,you see a cartoon scene where X is talking to Zero over a transmission and he sounds more like a girl than Iris!!!!

I like my Gamecube with plenty of koopa stomping Mario
my Sega with plenty of Sonic Speed
my playstation with no bandi-cooties
my TV with chock full of Anime
and "that dum microsoft system" in millions of pieces!!!!Bwahahahahaha!!!!

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General Chat / Superclownman
« on: February 28, 2002, 09:41:52 PM »
can anyone understand what superclownman says? he talks worse than oogtar from the SMW cartoon.

I like my Gamecube with plenty of koopa stomping Mario
my Sega with plenty of Sonic Speed
my playstation with no bandi-cooties
my TV with chock full of Anime
and "that dum microsoft system" in millions of pieces!!!!Bwahahahahaha!!!!

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General Chat / Everone's Age
« on: February 24, 2002, 10:01:00 PM »
How old is everyone here? I'd like to know.O ya if you don't want to tell I'd appreciate it if you'd post "I don't want to tell."

Prepare yourself for the Great Beyond Mario!!!-Bowser

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