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Forum Games / Re: Bored â„¢©®

« on: April 25, 2004, 07:59:26 PM »

Darth Vader: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

Everyone: *shoots DV for saying ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US*

Nobody: *shoots DV too*

Darth Vader: Insolent fools! *Force chokes Vlad*

Dracula: *impales Darth Vader*

Darth Vader: Ow. Pain. Suffering. Discomboobulation.

Dracula: *pilots and X-Wing and blows up the Death Star*

Darth Vader: Ow. Pain. Suffering. Curses.

Dracula: *drinks the blood of his victims*

Darth Vader: Ow. Pain. Suffering. O positive.

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General Chat / Re: kurukurukururin!

« on: April 17, 2004, 10:30:23 PM »

ima toad too!

Ribbit.

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Mario Chat / Re: I'm Mario Party'd out...

« on: April 07, 2004, 03:30:13 PM »

That sounds fun, Fifth. A good way to keep me from dominating all the minigames. Even when I put every character on hard I still win...

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario and Luigi is too hard!

« on: April 07, 2004, 03:25:38 PM »

Insane Steve: I did the exact same thing, only I had 99 'shrooms because I had equipped the shroom pants early in the game and kept using them. Just like you said, instant victory.

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General Chat / Re: Happy Birthday Vidmatchr and Lizard Dude!

« on: April 07, 2004, 02:41:20 PM »

Happy Christmas! Oh wait, wrong birthday.

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Forum Games / Re: Bored â„¢©®

« on: April 02, 2004, 04:37:44 PM »

There's a fine line between genius and retardation.

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Site Discussion / Re: Mariopedia...

« on: March 31, 2004, 06:55:33 PM »

I thought you had amnesia or something for a minute, until I realized the date of this post.

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Site Discussion / Re: Hold up!

« on: March 30, 2004, 05:53:09 PM »

I would make the best mod. I would give bags of  money and ice cream to the good little slaves, and smite the non-believers.

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Site Discussion / Re: Hold up!

« on: March 28, 2004, 07:50:00 PM »

You have to be born in the Mushroom Kingdom.

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General Chat / Re: Mario Bar

« on: March 27, 2004, 12:42:44 AM »

Attack +5
Stache +6
Ranking in Society of Animal Rights: -600

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Forum Games / Re: Bored â„¢©®

« on: March 26, 2004, 11:39:46 PM »

SHOKOTA: SHOKOTA, HO!

SHOTOKA: I will vanquish you, faker!

SHOKOTA: Faker, you're the faker!

SHOTOKA: 56 HIT COMBO!

SHOKOTA: K.O.!!

MMM: That looks painful.

XXX: Aye, Capp'n.

MMM: and where is Roy now?

XXX: In the pacific ocean, Capp'n.

MMM: Set sail for the Paccy Fic then!

XXX: We're sailing in it, Capp'n.

MMM: Right. Set sail for Libya!

XXX: Aye aye, Capp'n!

MMM: Wait, are we even still in the continuity?

XXX: No clue, Capp'n, but we can always explain it with a dimensional tear!

MMM: Jolly good then!

XXX: I would very much like some jelly, Capp'n.

MMM: I would too. Butler!

BBB: Already have it, sir.

XXX: Mmm...

MMM: I told you to address me as "Capp'n"

XXX: I'm sorry.

MMM: That deserves a flogging. *goes to gather a mob of angry German villagers armed with pitchforks and leather belts*

XXX: No! Not the angry mob of German villagers armed with pitchforks and leather belts! AAAAAH! Noo! Please! I beg you!

MMM: *watches as XXX is flogged by the mob of angry German villagers armed with pitchforks and leather belts*

XXX: Haha! It doesn't matter! You're in a course to nowhere! Roy is currently in his ultimate form, Weiudoyus Man!

MMM: Aaaargh! Stop the flogging. Set course for Arizona. They'll end up there. Trust me.

Is MMM psychic or just really really good looking? I'll leave you to find on... on the next BORED VEE!

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Video Game Chat / Re: The Highs and Lows of Videogame Design

« on: March 26, 2004, 09:20:57 PM »

A bandanna is required to be cool. Ryu has one, Rambo has one, Contra-man has one...

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General Chat / Re: Pixel Count

« on: March 26, 2004, 09:18:52 PM »

ARGH. Where will sprite games go now? I was counting on crappy handheld systems that couldn't handle polygons!

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association

« on: March 26, 2004, 09:14:58 PM »

Shag me baby

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General Chat / Re: Pixel Count

« on: March 26, 2004, 08:10:06 PM »

Well, you better know what we're talking about when I'm your boss and I ask you to set the resolutions on my millions of super-computers in my huge company that's worth trillions to 1280x1024