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Mario Chat / Re: Is Bowser really EVIL?

« on: July 20, 2002, 12:51:37 AM »

Peach/Zelda S&M? Hehe...it must have...ummm...been another Bulbasaur, because I'd never read smut like that....hehehehe....Well, um, you were reading it too, so there. :p

And marioguy? Please tell me what you're smoking so that I can remind myself never to try any.

"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

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Game Help / Re: I can't beat Yardiovich on Mario RPG can anyone help?????

« on: July 19, 2002, 01:59:26 AM »

I find that the key to beating Yaridovich is having enough items. If you run out of Pick Me Up or something then the battle gets really tough, so stock up before you take him on. And another good way to tell the real Yarid from the clone is to use Mallow's Thunderbolt, the real one will take much less damage. I had a hard time with Yaridovich when I was first playing SMRPG too, just keep at it, you'll get used to the amount of damage his attacks do and you can plan your healing tactics better.

"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

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General Chat / Re: I am the Batman master. (corny title)

« on: July 19, 2002, 01:42:04 AM »

OK, why then, in the cartoon, do bad guys just stand there holding their guns out until Batman knocks the guns away with a boomerang thingie? Does the Dark Knight have some kinda Bat-Hypnosis Ray that makes bad guys take 15 minutes to shoot? And how does he fit everything he needs into his utility belt anyways? ...And how come real guys don't look good in tights...?

"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

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Mario Chat / Re: Is Bowser really EVIL?

« on: July 19, 2002, 01:33:59 AM »

Ack, Yoshi smut! That stuff is horrible! Good grief, you must have been feeling mean to make your friend read THAT! And I agree, Eminem probably had a wonderful childhood and he's just bitter over that divorce of his or something.

"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

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Mario Chat / Re: I'm Tired of Being Rescued!

« on: July 19, 2002, 01:26:56 AM »

I dunno, the pairing alone is enough to make most sane people howl with disgust and curl up in a shivering little ball. I also plan on writing in a scene where Peach finds out in the most disturbing way possible, which happens to keep this post on-topic. :D

"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

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Mario Chat / Re: Are the Seven Stars a Metaphor for Divine Power?

« on: July 19, 2002, 01:20:50 AM »

Yeah, but its owner gets super-amazing power fit to rule the world with. Marioverse deities wouldn't give that kind of power all to one person.

"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

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General Chat / Re: You People Are the Best!:)

« on: July 19, 2002, 01:18:59 AM »

Well, I don't know about everybody else, but I quite enjoy the debate-natured topics you bring up, Peach Feminist. Gotta love a good debate.

"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

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Mario Chat / Re: Why are Characters at Times Contradicted???

« on: July 18, 2002, 09:38:01 PM »

Maybe the stork made a mistake and took the baby Marios to the wrong house. A few minutes after the kids are seen proudly held up in YI's ending, maybe the stork came back and took them to the right parents. :p

"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

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Mario Chat / Re: Vegetarianism and TMK

« on: July 18, 2002, 09:34:27 PM »

Hey, I just thought of this, maybe when everything talks, you just don't care anymore. "Nooooo, please don't eat meeeee!" "Shut up and get in the oven!" :p

"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

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Mario Chat / Re: Vegetarianism and TMK

« on: July 18, 2002, 09:33:25 PM »

I don't know how they'd eat anything in TMK, many vegetables and plants seem to have faces and talk and stuff. I guess they'd rely on the plants that aren't intelligent, like the fruits and mushrooms and stuff seen in PM.

"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

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Mario Chat / Re: I'm Tired of Being Rescued!

« on: July 18, 2002, 09:23:47 PM »

Doesn't it say in Ocarina of Time that Gerudos sometimes come to Hyrule Castle Town to look for boyfriends? I guess they date outside their race. And really, would Ganondorf be such a bitter guy if he...err....nevermind.

Actually WanWan, it IS the start of a slash fic...*grins sheepishly and kicks her unfinished fic under a nearby sofa* When it's done, you'll have some more lovely smut to terrify people with, and I've thought through the mechanics so you don't have to! :D

"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

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Mario Chat / Re: Who Has More Power?

« on: July 18, 2002, 09:16:37 PM »

I don't think it's the dress, in SSBM you see little sparks of blue magic when Peach hovers. And a parachute-like dress wouldn't keep her motionless in the air.

"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

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Mario Chat / Re: Are the Seven Stars a Metaphor for Divine Power?

« on: July 18, 2002, 09:13:22 PM »

I guess that depends on the game. In RPG, the Star Road doesn't seem (at least to me)to be a conscious thing, it's like a machine or a plant or something that grants wishes as it recieves them, and it's tended to by spirits like our buddy Geno. In PM, the Star Spirits seem like figures in Greek mythology, they're very powerful beings who listen to mortals and occasionally help them. But at any rate, the Stars in any of their given forms don't strike me as a "powerful" deity like the Triforce, they're more of a passive force that grants wishes to the kind-hearted peasants of TMK. Well, the Star Rod could be used to wish that the user be stronger than Triforce power, that might work...

"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

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Mario Chat / Re: Is Bowser really EVIL?

« on: July 18, 2002, 09:01:31 PM »

Hehe, yep, I wrote Unchained Memory. What made you think it was smut? Unchained Memory doesn't sound porn-ish to me...

"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

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Mario Chat / Re: I'm Tired of Being Rescued!

« on: July 17, 2002, 08:54:39 PM »

This is a point of interest to me; why DOES Bowser kidnap Peach all the time? He knows perfectly well that Mario will come and kick his butt, but he does it anyways. Nintendo would probably tell you that it's because Bowser's got a crush on Peachie (PM), but I think he likes Mario, and kidnapping Peach is the best way to make him show up. I know, I'm twisted. But at least my idea makes more sense than Bowser just kidnapping Peach all the time to make his kingdom stronger. Yeah, being the boss of a bunch of sissy mushroom people is SUCH a huge perk.

"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?