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« on: May 17, 2001, 04:56:54 PM »
I love Mario but my friend doesn't.He only likes Luigi and I think this might break up our relationship!

« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2001, 05:41:33 PM »
I have many advices that I can give you:

--It won't.

--Kill him.

--Kill Luigi.

--Tell'em that you will give him $100 if he starts to like Mario.

--Get new friends.

--Tell'em that if he doesn't start to like Mario, you will go to his bedroom on the middle of the night and take him off the skin of his leg and put it in his mouth... whitout waking up him.

--Kill yourself.

Seriously: It doesn't matter! You should focus in in something you both like (like Spiderman, cool Brad Pitt movies, the American Pie movies, or, if necessary, chicks).
Or just shoot the guy! Get another friend.
;)
With enough soap, you can blow nearly everything up.

« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2001, 06:39:17 PM »
getting lives might help ( sorry but I got to be a little truthful )

"PARATROOPA'S, ATTACK"
"PARATROOPA''S, ATTACK"

« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2001, 08:15:14 PM »
Well, this will make your friend (and maybe you somewhat) happy:

The GameCube's main launch game, Luigi's Mansion, stars Luigi and only Luigi. This is the first solo game that he's in, and still no word of Mario appearing in it!

I don't know who else is with me on this, but not having Mario in it would not ruin the game. Heck, I'd buy Luigi Party or Luigi Tennis if there was one.

Try to get this through his head: Even if he hates Mario, have him try out the Mario games. I hate Pokemon, but I enjoy Smash Bros. (beating up Pikachu, no less).

Ok, so I lost my mind back there. So what?





Peaceful penguins, demented dragons and growling griffins, oh my.
You didn't say wot wot.

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