Haha! Awesome!
I would like to be Dimentio. Now, before everyone groans and rolls their eyes, it's not only because he was such a...colorful character, but also because I'm disappointed that he wasn't in the Underwhere at the end of the game. I mean, come on. I was expecting to find that jaunty little jester sulking in some unfortunate condition, or being the victim of some unceasing taunting.
So, to clean away that disappointment in my mind, I will say that, after having been defeated, Dimentio did fall into the darks pits of the Underwhere. While there, he found himself to be the butt of many a rude comment or teasing gesture, (him being the fool who attempted to claim the title of world destroyer, after all), and subsequentially moped into a childish state of pouting. Eventually, out of a sudden sting of audacity that told him he could no longer be victim to such demeaning surroundings, he snuck passed the great mistress Jaydes in hopes of escaping to some place more pleasant.
He ventured his way through the dark, convoluting vistas that he knew would lead him to the Overthere (the place quite opposite of the horrid Underwhere)! Before he managed to open its heavenly gates, though, Dimentio was discovered by the three old hags who looked after the ending of Underwhere trail (or whatever it was called). Naturally, without confirmation from Jaydes, he in no way could reach the Overthere, so his entire escape attempt was in vain. Thinking that he would have to grovel back to the feet of the old Underwhere queen (which is, once you think about it, a suggestive title), the harlequin fellow heaved a sigh of anguish. But the cadaverous three crones took pity on him, and the magician was given a chance to redeem himself. With a combined, unworldly power, the trio managed to grant Dimentio's lifeless husk an eager spirit once again.
As he arrived back to the worlds above, to lead a life of austere principals and sober aspirations, Dimentio waved down to the hags and gave them a jaunty wink, accompanied, of course, by a playful, "Ciao!"
So, stats, then? Okay, I'll direct myself with the help of Joe Blow up there.
Dimentio
HP: 8
FP: 13
Attacks:
Star Spear - Deals 2 HP damage
Doppleganger - Deals 6 HP Damage, requires 3 FP to perform
Enclosion Explosion (I made up a word!) - Deals 7 Damage, requires 5 FP to perform.