« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2001, 03:40:11 PM »
From Mail to the Chief:
Boy: So when it boots up, press any key.
Girl: Which one's the Any key?
Boy: No, "any" meaning all the keys.
Girl: I press all the keys?
Boy: No, just one.
Girl: Oh. (pushes the number 1)
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OK, I pressed the profile sig button. What? It doesn`t show my sig? That`s not fair!
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Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, MARIO, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned. [Mario sinned!]