"Hello there. It is I, MagicKoopa. I will be the host for this times Mushroom Kingdom Date Game. Lets get started. Our first date is none other than the wonderful Mario and Peach! You may wonder how a plumber from Brooklyn ever became a date to a Princes. But here she is, Prices Peach Toadstool. You may sit on our wonderful, five cousin, coach. Ok Peach, how was he?" asked MagicKoopa. "Well, he took us to the crummiest theater in all of the Mushroom Kingdom," said Peach angrily. "Oh," said MagicKoopa. "It only has a 12 by 13 INCH screen. And only TWO speakers," continued Peach. "But how was MARIO?" asked MagicKoopa. "Well, write in the middle of the show he got up to get pop-corn. When he got back there was only half left," Peach stated. "Well, that seems fair," said MagicKoopa. "The half he spilt my soda on. He said I was going to eat, and drink, it anyway. So why not together? I asked how he spilt it and his reply was. I was counting the dots in the selling tile, then I stumbled over a troopa," said Peach. "Well audience, good date, or bad date?"asked MagicKoopa. "Bad Date!" screamed the audience. "Well, lets bring in Mario," said the host. Mario walked in. "Your now going to have to eat twenty pizzas," said MagicKoopa. "How is that a punishment? You know he can eat them," said Peach. "I know, but think of the stomach ace he's going to have," said MagicKoopa. "Good point," said Peach. "Well, now to our next contestants. Luigi and Daisy!" said Magikoopa. Mario continues to chow down in the background.
You may now continue . Someone. Please.
"Never underestimate the power of the darkside" Star Wars.