Author Topic: Funny lines (Read 8000 times)

cable04 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 07, 2002, 08:32:37 AM »

i guess only me, you, and 00boo appreciate things that are funny

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Lola Prue · « **Reply #16 on:** April 09, 2002, 12:45:00 PM »

A very funny saying from the orchestra class room about our calss:

Help me my God.

And...from Space Ghost (coast to coast)

guest- "How do you feel about yourself?"
SG- "Well first off I'm the bomb."
guest- "And second?"
SG- (silence)
guest- "Did I ask you a ridiculously hard question?"
SG- "You did!"

SG- "Those are't children. Those are packets of cream cheese."
SG- "He wants to ask you every little thing about ice."
SG- "I've got a behind and I'm going to shake it! I've got a notion to put my butt in motion!"

SG- "You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps!"

cable04 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 09, 2002, 01:36:38 PM »

ha ha! very nice

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MadRhetoric · « **Reply #18 on:** April 09, 2002, 10:24:13 PM »

Heehee!

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cable04 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 10, 2002, 02:18:46 PM »

stuff my friend found online
"roses are red
violets are blue
i'm schitzophranic
and so am i"

"i eat glue"

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marioman333 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 10, 2002, 06:14:20 PM »

Courage the Cowardly Dog:

Computer:wellcome to the battery powerd bullet train,sit back,relax,and HANG ON FOR YOUR LLIIIFFFEEEE!
*courage pushes buttons and levers*
Courage:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

SpongeBob SquarePants:

patrick:if I found out who hurt that clam I'd have few words to say him like:You,and Are,and A Jerk!

THE CAPED COMIDIAN STRIKES!

What is up with that?-Dr.Quack:Courage the cowerdly dog

cable04 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 11, 2002, 02:09:19 PM »

my friend's sponge bob square pants t-shirt
"i smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly"

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MadRhetoric · « **Reply #22 on:** April 11, 2002, 09:42:21 PM »

*SpongeBob took Bubble Buddy(a bubble shaped like a person) to the Krusty Krab for some food*

SpongeBob: Hmmm what should we order....Krabby Patty,Junior Patty,Junior Junior Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty.....Oh it all looks so good!! Let's order one of each!!

Mr. Krabbs: *Gives himself an "I love BubbleBuddy Tattoo* LET'S HEAR IT FOR BUBBLE BUDDY!!!!

SquidWard: *Brings out a tray of all the different Krabby Patties* Here you go one of each.....

SpongeBob: *Gaaasp!!* Squidward these Patties have CHESSE on them!! BubbleBuddy's Lactose Intolerent!!

and one from DILBERT:

Dogbert: *Picks up Telephone* Hello Customer service,How may I abuse you?

Man Calling For Help With Printer: My printer prints a Blank page after every document.

DogBert: Why would you complain about getting free paper?

MCFWP: Free? Isn't it just giving me my own paper?

DogBert: EGAD MAN!! Look at the quality of the free paper compared to to your Lousy cheap Regular Paper! Only a FOOL or a LIAR would say they look the same!!

MCFWP: Now that you mention it,it does seem silkier.

Dilbert: What are you doing?

DogBert: I'm helping people accept the things they cannot change.

That one was in the Sunday(Where I live) Comics. I thought it was so funny!

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cable04 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 12, 2002, 03:36:08 PM »

i love dilbert

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MadRhetoric · « **Reply #24 on:** April 12, 2002, 06:10:35 PM »

Do you get it in your Paper? I imagine it's in a lot of papers,but I thought that strip was sooo d@mn funny!!

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cable04 · « **Reply #25 on:** April 13, 2002, 01:36:34 PM »

not only do i get it every sunday
but i also have a dilbert day-by-day calendar
every day you pull of a sheet and get a new strip

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MadRhetoric · « **Reply #26 on:** April 13, 2002, 10:03:18 PM »

Must.....control.....Fist of Death....

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Lola Prue · « **Reply #27 on:** April 16, 2002, 06:37:49 PM »

The Brack Show!

Brack- "I'm gonna go find some super foxy ladies to call me big Papa!"

B- "I hope you're happy! You just wacked off my poopy's nose!"
Zorack- "I'm not your daddy! Well, maybe I am. You need to ask the man downstiars!"
B- "You mean the devil?"
Z- "Heh-he! You're stupid! And for that, I'm leaving!"

Black Mage · « **Reply #28 on:** April 16, 2002, 06:45:25 PM »

I don't have any quotes, but I needed to let Mamamia Mario know that he was excelent taste in RPGs, Tales of Phantasia is great, and Mint only adds to the greatness of it.
Very Nice.

Paper Mario · « **Reply #29 on:** April 17, 2002, 04:44:51 AM »

Dragon Ball Z
Vageta-10 times?HA!I'd belive tgis was a challenge if it was 500 times!