Why has Mario lost weight over the years?

[VacuumPowerLuigi]

You notice Mario lost weight? He was bloated in the beginning but now he's slim... sort of. His hat used to be tighter too. Lookie now. No more elastic.


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[Legendary Luigi]

Mabe.......He is on a strict diet of mushrooms!!!!!!HAHA

[GoldenYoshi]

Maybe he was fat in the begginning because when he was at Brooklyn, he used to eat at Grease-O-Burger <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle>. Then when he came to TMK, he went a diet of mushrooms and flowers, did daily jumping exercises, built muscles by using hammers, and the occasional brisk Yoshi Ride in the park, all to impress his new girlfriend, Princess Peach Toadstool.

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)

[CharginChuck]

Chasing after Peach all of these years, no wonder he's lost some weight. Then again, he could be on a diet or following a 'weight-loss plan'.

[Insane Steve]

The easiest explanation is that he has been running around in so many video games, that he has lost weight by uhhhhhh running around in so many video games!

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

[pntzoee]

yeah, and have u noticed that he wheres green shirt now? and that his hat has "L" on it?  and he is taller too? what has changed in the plumber.

Edited by - pntzoee on 4/7/2002 11:12:33 AM

[*~*Stealth-LinK*~*]

Thats Luigi Dude, its marios sidekick brother

Mario:Ive quit my job as a plumber and i''ve become a sleasy pizzaman
Snifit:Id like a large with double mushrooms please.
Mario:here you go.
Snifit:This pizza tastes like @$$ and i feel funny now.
Mario:Well i didnt want to go and pick fresh grade A mushrooms case i''d have to drive a few miles to the supermarket Instead I bought the red ones from some drug dealin kid, and i picked the white ones from the little spot in my backyard where yoshi does his business.
Snifit:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[*~*Stealth-LinK*~*]

Thats Luigi Dude, its marios sidekick brother

Mario:Ive quit my job as a plumber and i''ve become a sleasy pizzaman
Snifit:Id like a large with double mushrooms please.
Mario:here you go.
Snifit:This pizza tastes like @$$ and i feel funny now.
Mario:Well i didnt want to go and pick fresh grade A mushrooms case i''d have to drive a few miles to the supermarket Instead I bought the red ones from some drug dealin kid, and i picked the white ones from the little spot in my backyard where yoshi does his business.
Snifit:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[MadRhetoric]

*~*StarMaN*~* Since you're to dense to see the sarcasm in Pntzoee's statement,the sarcasm was smeared on like Jelly on bread.

Boomo arigatou gazaimash ita! and have a nice day!

and to make this sig even hideosely longer:I''''''''ve joined http://megaman.retrofaction.com/  Forum under the name "Unknown-X".  

[frostbite]

Actually, Luigi has blue overalls.

"Sure, most Nintendo fans remain hopeful, because this is essentially a pre-requisite for being a Nintendo fan, but I personally have had enough. This company seems to hate its consumers. It doesn''t even know who the hell they are. We are not a bunch of idiot kids who want 10-hours in Miyamoto''s garden marvelling at how detailed the textures are on some giant tincan. We want ACTUAL VIDEOGAMES! Of course, Nintendo are too high on themselves to realize this."

[The Luigi Fan]

Maybe he meant a green shirt and a green cap.

The younger shall surpass the older.

[cable04]

maybe
but we won't know for sure until he tells us himself

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Y8FooD...well, you did

[pntzoee]

it says green shirt not green overalls!  BTW ignore the edited by pntzoee thing, liars liars! I mean, i put edited by pntzoee hehehehe?

[The Luigi Fan]

hahahaha....

was that part of your joke?

[F-Man]

Have you ever played Golf (NES)?