Author Topic: BOREDOM HAS STRUCK IT'S VICTIM!!!! (Read 34775 times)

00boo · « **Reply #105 on:** April 20, 2002, 06:06:24 PM »

(black yoshis deaths now are up to 12)
00boo:MAMIT YOU HAD TO TELL HIM
then a plane come out of nowhere with a black yoshi signal
roshan:huh ACK EVIL SHOOT IT
*but it seems black yoshi cant drive so it runs into the ufo *
*boom!*
black yoshi:i regret nothing!!!!!!!!!........ *dies*
ufo guy:ow*not dead yet*
(BY points13 remember our goal is 20 for now)
00boo:hugbees
anouncer:find out who was in the ufo next time same channel
00boo:i like to say hugbees oya *pulls out a sniper rifle*
anouncer: and will 00boo shoot me with a anti tank gun (Ting)hey.........*dies*

Insane Steve · « **Reply #106 on:** April 20, 2002, 06:16:03 PM »

(U "F" O is an abbreviaton for Unknown "Final" Opponent....)

Roshan: Ack! destroy that anti-tank gun!! IF that gets in the wrong hands, we are all done for!
Bill: That can't be too bad.....
00boo: NO! I like my anti-tank gun.
Roshan: Well, I guess you can keep it, as long as it doesn't fall into the wrong hands...
U "F" O: HAHAHA! You will never catch me!

Will they ever catch him?
Am I the only one still asking these questions?

Find out tonight on the next epi---
*ACK!* *gets ran over by a tank*
Roshan: oops..... (again)
Black Yoshi: Whoa, I haven't died in this post yet.... *Roshan hits him with the tank*
Roshan: Why do I hit everyone? hmmmmmmm *evil grin*

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

00boo · « **Reply #107 on:** April 20, 2002, 06:23:09 PM »

dying SCORE
BY 13
A 4
00boo 2
cable 1

00boo : double o boo
boos might be shy but they are always there......
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
visit my website at
http://00boo.tripod.com/00boo

00boo · « **Reply #108 on:** April 20, 2002, 06:26:00 PM »

dying score
BY 14
A 5
00boo 2
cable 1

Insane Steve · « **Reply #109 on:** April 20, 2002, 06:26:53 PM »

Talking Monkey: 3 or 4, I can't remember
Entire population of Tucson, AZ: 1
Several forgotten extras: 1

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

00boo · « **Reply #110 on:** April 20, 2002, 11:08:28 PM »

lol HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

cable04 · « **Reply #111 on:** April 22, 2002, 02:24:37 PM »

cable: hey, where's mamma mia been?
*back at hen house <not that the others are that far away with roshan driving>*
mamma mia: ouch!
black yoshi: *flat on the ground* yea-*dies in mid sentence trying to speak*

cable: let me drive
00boo: why do you get to drive
cable: cause i wanna
*cable takes the wheel*
roshan: AAAAAAH! YOU IDIOT! NOW THE WHEEL'S BROKEN OFF! YOU SHOULD HAVE CHANGED PLACES WITH ME INSTEAD OF JUST GRABBING THINGS!!
cable: oops
*tank spins out of control killing everyone in it path <and by that i mean black yoshi>*
bill: wheeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE!
00boo: the ufo is getting away!
roshan: IT'S U. "F". O.! for Unknown "Final" Opponent!!!!

will they stop the u "f" o?
will roshan stop yelling?
will we ever know who the u "f" o is?
stay tuned to...
is anybody still watching this?

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Insane Steve · « **Reply #112 on:** April 22, 2002, 06:46:36 PM »

Roshan: ARRRRRRRGH! THE TANK IS OUT OF CONTROL AND WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE AND THE UNKNOWN "FINAL" OPPONENT IS GETTING AWAY AND MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK AND I AM TALKING IN ONE BIG RUN-ON SENTENCE AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

Cable: oops....

U "F" O: HAHAHAHAHA you'll NEVER catch me now!!!!! *crashes into a tree* owwwwwwwwwww

The tank stops skidding due to inertia.

Roshan: Prepare to die! *He aims the tans at the U "F" O, but a gust of wind messes up the trajectory and he hits Black Yoshi instead.*
Roshan: Oops, again..... Prepare to die! *He shoots the U "F" O with the tank shell and blows up the car, multilating the U "F" O beyond recognition.
MamaMia Mario: Good job! Now we'll never know!
Roshan: Hey, it's over, isn't it....?

*Suddenly, everyone is transported mysteriously to Washington, D.C.*

Roshan: Now what?
Unnamed giant monster: HAHAHA! I am your true final opponent! No one can stop me! muhahahahaha!
Bill: He must be 1,000 feet tall!\
The giant monster charges at the group. However, he trips and impales himself on the Washington Monument....
U G M: owwwwwwwwww *dies*
Roshan: That was the worst final battle I have ever witnessed.
All: yea......

*Everyone is teleported back to the place they started from*

Roshan: Well, that about wraps things up, and although it was fun to be with you guys, I'm afraid I have to be off. I have more important things to do...... See ya again sometime, I hope!

*Roshan hops on Roy the Magical Orange Yoshi, and flies away, never to return....*

Fred: Who's Roy the Magical Orange Yoshi?
Steve: I'll field this one. See, Roshan complained about a sidekick a while back and so.....
Fred: I see....
*Roshan returns*
Roshan: Forgot my wallet, again...
*Roshan grabs his wallet and flies off again, never to return.*

And so after the adventure, everyone else..... did what they will do in the next post they make.

THE END (for me, anyway)

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

00boo · « **Reply #113 on:** April 22, 2002, 08:31:21 PM »

dying score
by 17
A 5
00boo 2
cable 1

00boo : double o boo
boos might be shy but they are always there......
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
visit my website at
http://00boo.tripod.com/00boo

00boo · « **Reply #114 on:** April 22, 2002, 08:48:46 PM »

00boo:it so SAD SNIFF SNIFF
anouncer:*thinking*(im sure glad thats over)
00boo: did you know im phsycic
anouncer:crap
*anouncer gets thrown off a cliff*
00boo:hmm theres somethin funnt here
PU POW!!!!!
sakura:I LOVE YOU ALL
00boo:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MAMAMIA MARIO:ooo shes hot
sakura:HAHAHAHAHAHA im the u f o here
00boo:why aren't you whereing under wear
sakura:how did youy know!!!!!!!
00boo:uuuuuu*lying* mamamia told me
mamamia mario:uuu i didnt tell you but i noticed
sakura:wow you're so smart mamamia mario
*they start flirting*
00boo:MAMIT!!!!!!!
00boo:wat about tenchi musaki
BUM BUM BUUUUUUM
00boo:all i said that she didn't have no under wear on ya knowits kinda sick to have no under wear
sakura:AND FOR 00boo YOU WILL DIE WITH THE OTHERS
00boo:*HORRIFIED*
fred:(i dont know who fred and bill are)
cable:00boo you are sick for saying that

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #115 on:** April 23, 2002, 08:43:19 AM »

aaaaaaand another one Bites da Dust!!

*Epilogue*

Roshan Returns regularly because he keeps forgeting his Wallet.

MamaMia Mario becomes a Bounty Hunter to get in on all the Bounty Hunter Chicks*Ooooo Samus Oooooo Sezuka!*

Cable04 becomes MamaMia Mario's PPC(Personal Plague Cleaner)

Black Yoshi Dies.

00Boo steals the Bat-Mobile.

Bill Freaks in.

Fred Freaks out.

Galvatron Kills Optimus Prime.

Optimus Prime kills Galvatron.

Megatron kills Black Yoshi.

The Spork is fixed.

the announcer is fixed.

The Announcer is Broken again.(Cheap Announcers)

Cirus gets a Bigger Sword.

Ranma gets a Girlfriend,but cheats on her for Roshan.

I still can'r remember Sakuya's Password.

I run out of Epilouges. Good Day.

00boo · « **Reply #116 on:** April 23, 2002, 10:44:05 AM »

dying stats
BY 18 remember kids our goal is 20
A 7
00boo 2
cable 1

black yoshi:i will never make you kill me 20 times*chokes on a melon*
*dies*
uuuum dying stats
BY 19 one more to go
A 7
00boo 2
cable 1

this story will never end until yoshi dies one more time

blackyoshi · « **Reply #117 on:** April 23, 2002, 10:48:50 AM »

black yoshi: hello for once im going to kill my self so this dumb script crack head story dies with me
00boo:NOOOOOOOOOOOO
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
black yoshi:*dies*
Anouncer:YOU WON BLACK YOSHI NOW YOU GET TO MAKE ANOTHER THREAD OF CRAPPY SCRIPT STORY
black yoshi:NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

00boo · « **Reply #118 on:** April 24, 2002, 08:21:23 AM »

u f o:where am i
death:hell
varclard:JOIN THE PARTY*drunk*
expludodus:hello
talking monkey:I WILL LIVE AGAIN
u f o:this sucks

THE END

Insane Steve · « **Reply #119 on:** April 24, 2002, 06:44:49 PM »

CLARITY NOTE: Ummmmmmm for the LAST TIME, Roshan is a guy. And he is not gay, either.
(MamaMia Mario... READ THIS!!!!!!!)

PS: Roshan left the new story, until it gets a real plot. Just wanted to let you know.

********************************************

Meanwhile..... at Roshan's house, in an undisclosed location.

Roshan: I'm bored! Man, I need a good story... Steve?
Steve: yes,..........----------- *runs*
Roshan: Steve, will you stop running when I ask you that!
Steve: Maybe when I am bored someday.... *runs again*

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.