Author Topic: Mario Bar (Read 681489 times)

CashCrazed · « **Reply #195 on:** August 17, 2002, 01:18:19 PM »

About the pedestrian....they said it was some guy called Mr. 123187. They said I ran over him while he was passed out in the alley beside the bar. Oh well, it happened a while ago. Although that name did sound sorta familiar.......

Closet Man · « **Reply #196 on:** August 17, 2002, 03:06:43 PM »

You hit a guy!?I did that once...showed him not pay attention when I say hi. Later found out that the poor guy was def.

Super Mario 123187 · « **Reply #197 on:** August 17, 2002, 03:30:08 PM »

Hmmm... I guess that would explain those tire marks on my stomach, Cashcrazed. Eh, it dont bug me none!

smb allstars master · « **Reply #198 on:** August 17, 2002, 03:38:10 PM »

well, I just found out a friend died today, so I might as well do what im doin in reality. Just give me any **** until I pass out and forget about my life. (if someone has to foot the bill, give it to.....errr....give it to insane steve. I'm sure he wont notice ;)

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Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!

you really dont know, do you??

MadMario · « **Reply #199 on:** August 17, 2002, 05:38:59 PM »

Starman's sig is SICK!

Okay, CashCrazed, JUST TELL ME THE SECRET VIA E-MAIL! I thought I figured it out (not just for the "training" forum, but also all the other places), but look here...<img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle>

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #200 on:** August 17, 2002, 05:41:51 PM »

Pizza's here! Yum! I'll take 2 slices.
Oh yeah, Weird Al is great. Anybody ever seen UHF? Some of that was filmed where I live. Five coins to the person that guesses correctly as to where I live!
Hey, this is the 200th reply! Woohoo!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 8/17/2002 4:46:40 PM

LORD_DUKE · « **Reply #201 on:** August 17, 2002, 09:48:06 PM »

oh, ill take 2 slices as well please. hey, does anyone here watch that show "king of the hill" that show is hilarious!! it is so true cuz i come from texas and the whole show is placed in texas and everything they do is so true about texans (some, not all though) ya know drinkin beer in the back yard w/ your friends and stuff. ahh this is the life, pizza and good mario bar friends!

Going strong to 201!!!

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 8/17/2002 8:48:57 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #202 on:** August 18, 2002, 12:01:25 AM »

The only new cartoon I watch is Dexter's Lab. Man, that has got to be the most weird/hilarious/insane thing on TV! Dang, that's a funny show. Anyone care to guess where I live yet?
202!! And only 8 days to SMS!! I cant wait much longer!! I use too many exclamation points!! !! !!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

Closet Man · « **Reply #203 on:** August 18, 2002, 06:04:21 PM »

Can I ask why we order alchohalic beverages in a Mario Bar? Since that occures in normal bars, I say we set ourselves appart from the rest of the drunken world by serving buttered scones and tea while talking about Mario.

Gooch · « **Reply #204 on:** August 18, 2002, 06:19:48 PM »

That sounds just fine if your princess peach or toad. But maybe you can, but I can't imagine Wario and Bowser getting into a friendly disscussion over aformentioned food items. No offense, of course. I had this same complaint.

It''s-a me, Mario !

Bob the Spiny parakoopa · « **Reply #205 on:** August 18, 2002, 06:22:03 PM »

*Walks in*
May I have err uhh...a tasty tonic.

CashCrazed · « **Reply #206 on:** August 18, 2002, 08:34:14 PM »

Hello? Yeah, I have your beverage orders here. Yep, now I work for the postal service.

Let's see here, we have a couple crates of French wines, around 20 kegs o' beer, hmmm......WHOA, you ordered 5 ENTIRE CRATES of Black Russians!!
How can you be in such short supply!?(pries open first crate)
Insane Steve:YAAAAA!(runs over and drinks about half a crate's worth)
Yoshi Girl:That's how.

Hmmm....ther's about unmarked 10 crates, except for that big Mario face on the front.....Wonder what's in these...and where they were shipped from?
Yoshi Girl:Official Mario Bar business.
Well....okay. Here are the rest of your shipment, I'm in sort of a hurry so if you would just sign here....

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #207 on:** August 18, 2002, 10:21:17 PM »

Hey Yoshi Girl, what's in those crates? I know you didn't know they were there or anything... but since you supposedly answered, what is it?

I'd like a KeroKero Cola, please...
Hey, Insane Steve, man, you must have extreme tolerance for alcohol! And that's a good thing, I suppose... but gee, with all that Vodka... Oh, I know. It's not alcohol. It's synthahol like they have on Star Trek!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 8/18/2002 9:25:14 PM

Insane Steve · « **Reply #208 on:** August 18, 2002, 10:50:25 PM »

Meh, My tolerance for Vodka is Genetic. My dad had it, and as do I. *hic*

Cuando yo me siento aquí, reflexionar lo que aconteció exactamente con mi vida, yo me dí cuenta algo. Algo interesar. ... algo que no era bastante correcto... algo que pareció hacer mi vida incompleta... algo que hizo mí se siente vacía adentro.. ¿Tan, usted sabe lo que hice? Absolutamente nada. Era el mejor desicion de mi vida. Mi vida no bastante correcta vacía.

LORD_DUKE · « **Reply #209 on:** August 19, 2002, 04:57:45 PM »

ahh.. this place is so cool *finishes slices of pasta pizza w/double mushroooms, then takes out his yoshi animal crackers and begins to finish the rest of them* hmm i think ill go for the mario shaped oreo cookies next. what do you suggest yoshi girl? i really like how your snack machine is shaped like a mushroom. thats cool!