You can't really eat anything in a land full of anthropomorphic creatures. If you wanted a hamburger, the cow that you were going to kill would have a personality, actual non-instinctual thoughts, and that's the reason we don't kill people. Lil' Oinks don't talk, perhaps they have bacon and sausage and ham.
In the cartoons, they only ever ate linguini.
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In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people.
Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed, and blew it out.