Author Topic: Why does Wario wear eyeshadow? (Read 6930 times)

MadRhetoric · « **on:** July 03, 2003, 01:22:48 AM »

Or whatever that blue stuff is the ladies put on their eyelids. I'm no cosmetic connoisseur.

Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 7/3/2003 12:24:44 AM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2003, 12:11:17 AM »

Because he's a FREAK A' NATURE! :-P
Seriously though, I think he looks that way because he drinks way too much caffeine.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 7/3/2003 11:12:34 PM

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2003, 02:35:38 AM »

Maybe he stays up to late counting his cash...

SPIDYRAND · « **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2003, 06:11:47 AM »

Mario Master · « **Reply #4 on:** July 04, 2003, 09:04:58 AM »

You can picture Wario wearing a bra and pantyhose under his overalls... BTW, I think it's called eyeshadow, or mascarra (sp?).

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Sapphira · « **Reply #5 on:** July 04, 2003, 10:20:45 AM »

He has dark circles under his eyes--I highly doubt it's makeup, considering it's not even "put on" correctly.

Oh, and it would be eye liner--eye liner goes on your bottom lids, eyeshadow on the top lids, and mascara makes your eyelashes darker and longer.
Just thought you guys could learn some makeup terms from someone who actually USES it. ;P

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Jman · « **Reply #6 on:** July 04, 2003, 10:24:39 AM »

Because he's a GIRL!!!!! What more reason is there? Oh wait, he could be a cross dresser. No, Mr. Miyamoto wouldn't create a crossdresser.

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Quijo · « **Reply #7 on:** July 04, 2003, 01:05:31 PM »

Maybe he has circles underneath because he stays up all night counting cash.

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Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #8 on:** July 04, 2003, 11:04:37 PM »

Gee, Sapphira, you act like you're the only person who knows anything...
I know of this stuff because I've been around my mom for 16 years...
...You actually use makeup? Ugh.

Sapphira · « **Reply #9 on:** July 05, 2003, 10:27:58 AM »

"You actually use makeup? Ugh."

--What's wrong with that? I AM of the female persuasion; it's not like I'm a guy or anything. *shudder* :P And besides, I don't wear it so it's noticeable or anything; just to enhance my already incredible natural beauty. ;P

Ugh. I HATE girls who wear a ton of makeup and it's VERY noticeable. I don't even LIKE eyeliner, really--takes away from your eyes.

PS--please note that I am NOT vain; I just find it humorous pretending that I am (in a joking manner, of course).

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Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #10 on:** July 06, 2003, 12:33:36 AM »

Nothing's wrong with it... I just like girls a lot more when they don't use makeup.

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #11 on:** July 06, 2003, 01:50:42 AM »

Wow. I feel so enlightened. Anyway, it's above his eyes, not under them.

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Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 7/6/2003 12:55:03 AM

King Boo · « **Reply #12 on:** July 06, 2003, 02:08:56 AM »

Dont offend Wario!!!Hes my fav Mario char...
Its just dark under his eyes...ill explain it thorough tomorrow.

AH ha ha ha ha ha!
You did it!
My masterpiece!-Wario,Wario Ware, Inc.

King Boo · « **Reply #13 on:** July 06, 2003, 04:06:58 AM »

He stresses his eyes an awful lot probably counting cash,making his Mini-Games,thinking of plans to manipulate Mario,it sounds like i could plan his whole life!!!

AH ha ha ha ha ha!
You did it!
My masterpiece!-Wario,Wario Ware, Inc.

Sapphira · « **Reply #14 on:** July 06, 2003, 02:00:34 PM »

Actually, it's on the sides of his eyes--neither the top nor bottom lids. I was also comparing his eye style to Waluigi's, who has the dark circles UNDER his eyes. Meh, whatever.

Oh, and CW, you're entitled to your own opinion, just like your opinion on hair. Yours is just different from mine.
(Sorry if it sounds like I'm a being jerk--that wasn't intended; it just sounds weird typed out...)

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