Author Topic: The lamentations of a bored mushroom (Read 10925 times)

MadRhetoric · « **on:** July 06, 2003, 02:58:31 AM »

Mario: Hmmm... it looks a mushroom. I guess I'll just take it. *looks around* Heehee, it's-a all mine! *chomp, chomp... gulp... cough cough... swallow* That didn't taste quite right... Wargh... I'm-a no feeling to good... *falls down*

Peach: Here yah go, take all the pesticides you want my pretty 'shrooms! Now the bugs and moochers with stop bugging you!

Mario: *gack weeze* I see the light! I'm having the big one! I'm coming home, Mama Fettucini! To that big ravioli in the sky!

*Later, in the ER*

Dr. Mario: CLEAR!! *Bzzzap!* Heehee, that tickles. I wonder what this thing is for, anyway. Oh well. CLEAR! *zaps himself again*

Toad: Hurry, you have to save Mario! He ingested about five quarts of premium grade pesticides!

Dr. Mario: I have just the thing! *bzzzap!*

Mario: *jumps up* Meatballs! Meatballs! Give me an M! Give me an E! Give me an... hey, who are you?

Dr. Mario: I'm you, if you had gone to college and become and Doctor, like Mama Fetucini wanted. Nooo, you have to become a plumber!

Mario: Hey, it's got it's perks... like this spiffy suction-cup thingy!

Dr. Mario: Well, I've got this! *bzzzap!* Heeheeheeheehee!

Mario: You've been popping those pills again, haven't you?

and now... SuperMan flys in for no apparent reason!

SuperMan: So then the duck says... Put it on my bill! Hahahahahaha!! *slaps knees* Oh, where was I? Oh yes. I am the man of steel, blah blah blah, hurry and try to shoot me so I kick your face in.

Dr. Mario: Oh yeah? Well, take this! CLEAR !! *bzzzaaaaapapapaparatatatatatabangbangchoochoooooo!!!*

So yeah, this is basically the new bored topic... continue it you feel up to it.... Don't look at me like that! I'm perfectly sane, thank you!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #1 on:** July 06, 2003, 07:47:05 PM »

Then Aquaman came in and punched Superman.

Aquaman: That was for that fish you ate last night.

Superman: I didn't eat fish last night.

Aquaman: Woops! Sorry.

Dr. Mario: Hey get out of the ER!

Mario: Hey doc. I thought we were the same person.

Dr. Mario: Guess not.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #2 on:** July 06, 2003, 11:31:49 PM »

Hey, cool! Now there's a slight chance of having two BOREDs running at once! Maybe later there'll be crossovers!

SuperMan: And so my friend TV and I went to dinner the other night! I had a TV dinner and he had the satellite dish! Ah hahaa!!! *laughs so hard he faints*

Dr. Mario: Hoohoohehhheheh!

Toad: You gotta save SuperMan!

Dr. Mario: *goozoowachoweegoowahookagoohomamamia* ...Hmm... it doesn't seem to be doing anything.

SuperMan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! *cough* Hehehahahahahahhohoohoohoo *hack cough wheeze* hahahaha -- *faints again*

AquaMan: Die Autobot! *tries to stab SuperMan* Oh, wait...

MEANWHILE:

Galvatron: Die Autobot!
Rodimus Prime: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! *throws Galvatron through the side of Unicron*

Toad: Wow, it's 2005 already?

Mario: Hey, isn't that

Luigi: A line! Look ma, a line! Oh, sweet line, where have you been all my life?! *kisses his line*

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #3 on:** July 07, 2003, 04:22:34 PM »

Dr. Mario: Hey get a room Luigi!

Luigi: Yay! Another line!

Mario: Shut Up-a you face

Linguo: Shut Up your face

Toad: Who's he?

Dr. Mario: A crazed ex-student oif mine who wants to destroy the world.

Mario: You were a teacher?

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2003, 12:16:24 AM »

Dr. Mario: No, I was a guy who sat at a desk and ate pizza.

Jimbob: Oh.

Toad: What the --?

Jimbob: Oh, I just came here looking for my cousin Jimbo.

Toad: ...

Jimbo: Hey Jimbob!

Jimbob: Hey Jimbo!

Jimbo: Wanna go crash at my pad and eat pizza?

Jimbob: Will there be rockets?

Jimbo: Yeah, and they'll be on the pad, launch and crash again.

Superman: Sounds like fun! Can I come?

Dr. Mario: *zaps Superman again*

Superman: Unnggghhh...

Dr. Mario: I love this thing. Hoo hoo hehehe! *bzzap*

Mario: Gimme that, you-a crazy lumatic!

Luigi: What's wi-

Mario: Oh no you don't. The script says you only get a line a week.

Luigi: But how am I gonna pay my-

Mario: You heard me. Now get back in that suitcase.

Luigi: Suitcase?!?

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #5 on:** July 08, 2003, 09:34:56 AM »

Mario: Thats right, you get in that suitcase, or I'll zap you with Dr. Mario's zapper thing.

Luigi: Go ahead zap me.

Mario: OK. I will.

Dr. Mario: No wait!

*Mario zaps himself*

Luigi: Hahahaha Heheheh Hohohohohoho

???: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

luigi~lover · « **Reply #6 on:** July 08, 2003, 04:50:52 PM »

Luigi: I'm not getting in the **** suitcase!!

Mario: Fine, hey, I'm gonna try this thingy *takes the zap thing from Dr.Mario* ~~ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPPP** heeheeheeheehee that really does tickle!!

Dr. Mario: Hey quit hoggin' it * grabs the zap thing and does tug-a-war with Mario over it*

Toad: look, I'v ordered some pizza, come have some folks!

Mario: I will * still fighting over the zap thing*

Luigi: * sits back and watches the two tug-a-war* yo, look, it's dinner and a show!

luigi~lover · « **Reply #7 on:** July 08, 2003, 05:04:26 PM »

man, sorry, I made some errors

gone crazy! be back soon

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #8 on:** July 08, 2003, 08:49:51 PM »

???: BWAHAHAHHAHA

Toad: Who the heck are you?!

???: My name is ???! Who did you think I was???

Luigi: Well get out of the way. I can't see. Wait, I can see just fine... hey, what's-a goin' on here?

???: Can't see me, eh?

Dr. Mario: *zaps ???*

Mario: *zaps Dr. Mario*

???: *zaps Luigi?*

Luigi: Hey, what'd I do?

Suddenly, Maxwell Smart walks in!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 7/8/2003 7:51:48 PM

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2003, 08:53:45 PM »

???: Hey Mario catch! *throws 500 pound weight at Mario*

Dr. Mario: Hahahahahahahahaheheehehehehohohohoho heoheheohehohoehoehoehoehoehohe

Mario: Shut Your mouth you mediocre clarinet player.

Squidward: Mediocre??? *faints*

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/8/2003 7:57:10 PM

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #10 on:** July 08, 2003, 09:17:42 PM »

Maxwell Smart: Ahhhhh. So it's the old 500 pound weight trick!

???: Why didn't you say anything when you first walked in?

Maxwell Smart: Beats me.

???: Well then, Mutey, let's see how you like THIS!

[Editor's Note: This was Lizard Dude's first BORED post ever. In any series. He finally broke. Thank you.]

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #11 on:** July 08, 2003, 09:21:53 PM »

Dr. Mario: I'm goin' to the store. Anybody want anything?

Luigi: Well

Mario: No you don't!!! I'm not gonna let you say anything

Luigi(my cat): Meow?

Mario: You can't talk any way.

Luigi(my cat): That's what you think

Maroi: AHHHHHH

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #12 on:** July 11, 2003, 11:51:21 PM »

Maxwell Smart: Dr. Mario, would you believe I have this place surrounded by 100 Control agents ready to take you to the asylum?

Dr. Mario: No.

Max: 50?

Dr. Mario: No.

Max: 10?

Dr. Mario: No.

Max: A policeman eating a jelly donut?

Dr. Mario: No! Now, you foolish agent, I am secretly working for Kaos! Mwuahaha!

???: Honey, bring me some beer. Urk, the show is on? Oh, ok, evil laugh time! Bwahahaha!

Dr. Mario: MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!

SuperMan: Go Gaia the Fierce Knight, destroy his Kumori Dragon!

AuqaMan: Nooooo! You shall never have my millenium tuna!

To... be... continued! Evil laugh time! Bwahahaha!

Dairy King · « **Reply #13 on:** July 12, 2003, 12:34:17 AM »

Superman: Hmmm... Doesn't my name have a space in it?

Super Man: Nope. Then you would be me!

Superman: Oh. Whats the difference?

Super Man: You have to say your name as if it is one word. Mine can be spaced as far as you want it to be.

Superman: Well, that cleared that up!

Steve: Whoops! Wrong topic!

Dr. Mario: WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP COMING FROM!?!?*stares blankly at zappy panel things* Meh, what do I care? *BzzT!* He he he he...*walks out of room*

Mario: Umm.. I'm going out to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here.

Toad: Gotcha! Wait.. What?

TO BE CONTINUED AND UNDERLINED

Rest assured. There is no signature. There never has been, and never will be.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #14 on:** July 12, 2003, 03:20:18 PM »

Luigi: Am I gonna talk today?
Mario: Yep, in fact that was your line.
Luigi: ...
Mario: You aren't allowed to say, "..."\
Superman: Well if you ask me...
Dr. Mario: well, we didn't ask you.
Super Man: Ha ha
Superman: Shut up, you!
Toad: Thank you, Superman! But Lois Lane is in another hospital!
Superman: OK, I'll leave then.
Super Man: I'd better follow. He's my meal ticket!