Author Topic: Best AXE Fragrance (Read 4370 times)

Ambulance Y · « **on:** April 15, 2005, 09:07:13 PM »

Which AXE fragrance do you think smells the best? I personally think Pheonix. What about TAG? do any of you use that?

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Watoad · « **Reply #1 on:** April 15, 2005, 09:34:52 PM »

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #2 on:** April 15, 2005, 09:59:08 PM »

I personally think AXE (and things like it) was one of the worst ideas ever.

I see guys spraying it all over themselves in the locker room, and then this most disgusting smell seeps into my nose and I can't smell normally until about 5 minutes after I leave the room.

Watoad · « **Reply #3 on:** April 15, 2005, 10:03:54 PM »

Made in Wario!

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."

Suffix · « **Reply #4 on:** April 15, 2005, 10:06:14 PM »

Hahahaha-- Ahem. Yes. I hear "Gorgeous Garlic" is coming soon.

Toddathon · « **Reply #5 on:** April 16, 2005, 09:16:07 AM »

Axe commericials pwn

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Ambulance Y · « **Reply #6 on:** April 16, 2005, 01:19:52 PM »

It smells really good if you only use a little bit. Plus it's great for picking up chicks.

"You can milk anything with nipples."~Gaylord Focker

boomstix · « **Reply #7 on:** April 16, 2005, 01:57:02 PM »

Where was it made "In Wario"? In his lower intestine? Probably, because many will work for minimum wages in that dump. Or maybe it was in his appendix? Tonsils? Gluteus maximus?

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Ambulance Y · « **Reply #8 on:** April 16, 2005, 02:23:33 PM »

What does "Made in Wario" even have to do with AXE? Plus, the worst invention is never going to be anything other than war and violence.

"You can milk anything with nipples."~Gaylord Focker

Watoad · « **Reply #9 on:** April 16, 2005, 06:22:14 PM »

Maybe it's just me, but I have this feeling that chicks are happier when you try to pick them up with your hands than with an axe.

Hands are more . . . undeadly.

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."

Luigison · « **Reply #10 on:** April 16, 2005, 06:34:39 PM »

With all his recent image posts, Watoad is quickly approaching my image rank.

Edited by - Luigison on 4/16/2005 5:50:25 PM

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #11 on:** April 16, 2005, 11:12:44 PM »

No, I think AXE has war and violence beat as the worst invention.

Besides, ANYTHING made can be used to destroy. Even AXE. Use it for throwing at people, light the contents that come out of the cans on fire, etc. etc.

Sounds mean, but....

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #12 on:** April 17, 2005, 12:54:40 AM »

I'll have to agree with Watoad:

Axe

Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 4/16/2005 11:55:58 PM

Watoad · « **Reply #13 on:** April 17, 2005, 02:17:06 AM »

Nice demonstration, M&M&M. :D

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."

Watoad · « **Reply #14 on:** April 17, 2005, 02:22:27 AM »

Oh, and Luigison, you will always be King of the Images.

(Hah! Take that, stupid EDIT!!)

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."