Author Topic: A Candy Bar Named After You (Read 8895 times)

Sunbun · « **on:** July 29, 2006, 01:21:42 AM »

If you had a candy bar named after you, what would it be like? What fillings will it have? Who would it be marketed to? (Real life name/forum nickname, doesn't matter)

Mine would be much like a round fruit pie filled with a layer of chocolate and fruit filling. For the person who wouldn't care about his gluttony.

I can see this topic dying fast, but carry on :d

TEM · « **Reply #1 on:** July 29, 2006, 02:35:16 AM »

The "TEM" candy bar will be about 10 inches long and an inch and a half wide. Rod-like in shape; it will have a cookie center much like a Twix bar but much thinner and cylindrical. This thin yet crispy center will be surrounded by peanut butter, this PB layer will make up about 3/4 of the bar/rod's thickness. on top of the peanut butter will be a thin coating of dark or milk chocolate(depends on which kind you buy). The final layer is a crispy cookie sheath that covers the entirety of the rod.

BP · « **Reply #2 on:** July 29, 2006, 03:02:04 AM »

* BirdPerson gives a Deezer to Vidgmchtr
* Vidgmchtr eats it thinking it's food
<BirdPerson> Deezer would make a great candy name
<BirdPerson> "Here John, have some Deezer."
<BirdPerson> "One ticket to Pirates..." "I want one small Dr Pepper and a bag of Deezer please."

Anyway, my candy would be Some Seriously Samashing Chocolate. Or something. It could be, like, milk chocolate and white chocolate mixed together. And it would really look the way it looks in the commercial and on the wrapper. The swirling would actually look good. And each one comes with a free philosophy on life hidden under that foldy part of the wrapper. You know, like "Plastic wrap can be used for more than wrapping plastic." Or "The grass will be greener on this side if you'd freakin' water it." Or maybe even "The best way to sharpen a pencil is with a pencil sharpener."
Ooh! And on Halloween, the bars would have the white chocolate magically colored orange. Oooooooh. And around the awesome holidays of winter, the white chocolate would be magically green and the milk chocolate red. Hee hee.

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #3 on:** July 29, 2006, 08:17:49 AM »

When I look at my name I think of a candy bar with....mmm...Peanut Butter, caramel, peanuts, almonds, nougat in chocolate.

I made myself hungry...:/

Robert · « **Reply #4 on:** July 29, 2006, 09:17:40 AM »

A candy bar of my very own, eh?

First, we would take a greasy sausage. Then, we dunk it honey a couple of times. Afterwards, we sprinkle on either jammies, smarties or gummi bears(it would be different each time), package it, and ship it off to any retailer insane enough to sell it. It would be called "Robert's patented vomit-inducing sugary confection" and it would be marketed towards people with no lives.

Markio · « **Reply #5 on:** July 29, 2006, 10:23:12 AM »

First, there'd be a mozzarella stick, coated in dried chipotle sauce. Then it would be wrapped in basil leaves. The outler layer would be a dried banana shell. It would be called a "Kiozoid"!

Suffix · « **Reply #6 on:** July 29, 2006, 07:03:32 PM »

Start out with your normal granola, saturated in semi-sweet chocolate (one inch thick). Next layer: Butterfiger-esque peanut butter / regular butter hybrid shell, two millimeters thick. Next layer: half inch milk chocolate.

Mold all these layers in the form of a two fat, half circles, and what do you get? The X-Fix bar!

Fixin' for Suffix's favorites?! GRAB A X-FIX!

AbercrombieBaseball · « **Reply #7 on:** July 30, 2006, 12:15:38 AM »

If I were an existing candy bar, I would be a "Baby Ruth" for two reasons:

1. I love baseball and have played it since I was a wee toddler.

2. My grandmother's name is Ruth, so it would be in her honor as well.

If I'm honestly naming this after myself, it would probably be called "Crombieballer" just to shorten my online name a bit. Since both baseball and Abercrombie & Fitch are all-American, it would be an all-American chocolate bar, but with a few twists. There would be a design incorporating both a moose and a ballfield on it, plus the center would contain a piece of PAL bubble gum to enjoy afterwards.

PAL bubble gum....I don't even think they still make it. When I was little, I used to always get a piece of it for a nickel at the concession stand after ballgames or practices. I could never chew it during the game because I was always afraid I would swallow it if I made a diving stop for a ball or slid in somewhere. But it was never a trip home for me unless I had my PAL gum. The ballfield we usually played at was two blocks from my house so I'd always just walk (I grew up in the city).

Some of you folks came up with really interesting flavored candies. I thought pizza flavored Goldfish was an extreme flavor job!

SushieBoy · « **Reply #8 on:** July 30, 2006, 12:21:16 AM »

Ya know, Baby Ruth wasn't named after Babe ruth. I had a book once, i think It said it was named after some US president.

BP · « **Reply #9 on:** July 30, 2006, 12:31:37 AM »

Yes, it was named after President Grover Cleveland's daughter.
Ooh, I know what would make Some Seriously Samashing Chocolate even more Samashing: POP ROCKS.

AbercrombieBaseball · « **Reply #10 on:** July 30, 2006, 12:34:30 AM »

I knew it had some connection with someone's daughter and not the slugger. Didn't know it was President Cleveland! Thanks for the trivia!

I have only had Pop Rocks once, when I was in eighth grade my science teacher gave them out. They are truly a unique candy.

BP · « **Reply #11 on:** July 30, 2006, 12:36:40 AM »

Wait wait wait, I am wrong. I didn't bother to read the whole thing, but this article contradicts my last post.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #12 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:43:57 AM »

The PtPeach bar (God, that sounds wierd) and it would be shaped like a regular candy bar. It would have four layers. The core would be peanut butter, the next would be milk chocolate, peanut butter, and a last layer of thick milk chocolate.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #13 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:51:03 AM »

The SB Bar starts out witha bar of thick graham, then cover it with nougat, lastly a thick layer of milk chocolate, with small dots of white chocolate around it.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #14 on:** July 30, 2006, 06:46:08 PM »

It'd be called Jessie's, kind of a parody of Hershey's, and it'd be hard caramel with soft chocolate on the inside. It would come with a piece of paper inside the wrapper with lyrics to a randomly selected song I like, such as "The Rainbow Connection", "Can You Picture That?" and "Step in Time". The wrapper itself would be pinkish-purple with JESSIE'S across it in gold letters(a BIG parody of Hershey's, where the wrapper is brown with HERSHEY'S going across it in silver letters). And everyone would love it and call me a candy genius.

Tingrio · « **Reply #15 on:** July 30, 2006, 06:58:48 PM »

Choco-Ting: A candy bar imported from Tingle's Tower that is actually a mystery flavor not chocolate. This candy bar if only for fortune-telling purposes only. The taste tell your fortune...that simple. Now availble in stores worldwide due to popularity rising. The Choco-Ting you'll see in stores will come in many different flavors plus a little piece of parchment coming out of each one (like a fortune cookie). Coming soon!

SushieBoy · « **Reply #16 on:** July 30, 2006, 07:13:47 PM »

Choco-ting, lol, can you say choco-thing?

MaxVance · « **Reply #17 on:** July 30, 2006, 07:15:56 PM »

Choco-thing.

Glorb · « **Reply #18 on:** July 31, 2006, 09:58:46 AM »

Mr. GlorbBar: Filled with delicious green nugat. Sponsored by Electronic Glorbing Monthly, PC Glorber, GlorbPro and Glorb Informer, as well as the Bad Pun Review.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 31, 2006, 10:07:52 AM »

The Nintex 89'er -- A shortbread cookie sandwich with chocolate mint in the middle.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #20 on:** July 31, 2006, 10:46:31 AM »

My candy bar would be called a Melee bar, as in, a Melee of chocolate! :D You'd have a chocolate or dark chocolate exterior (choose one kind or get both) with chocolate chips covering it, and inside would be gooey chocolate fudge and syrup, surrounded by an inner layer of chocolate brownie. And there would eventually be other flavors of filling, like peanut butter, coffee, or whipped cream. Perhaps you could top the bar with nuts, whipped cream, and ice cream (preferably chocolate ice cream) to make a sundae, or wrap it in a tortilla and deep-fry it! The choice is yours!

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #21 on:** July 31, 2006, 12:07:07 PM »

Deep-fry it??? :X

SolidShroom · « **Reply #22 on:** July 31, 2006, 02:07:03 PM »

Deep-Fried Candy bar=Blood Pressure,Cholesteral(sp I know, don't bother to correct me),and a stomach ache. Seroiusly, I'm afraid to eat one!

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #23 on:** July 31, 2006, 03:51:02 PM »

Quote from: GiftedGirl on July 30, 2006, 06:46:08 PM

It'd be called Jessie's, kind of a parody of Hershey's, and it'd be hard caramel with soft chocolate on the inside. It would come with a piece of paper inside the wrapper with lyrics to a randomly selected song I like, such as "The Rainbow Connection", "Can You Picture That?" and "Step in Time". The wrapper itself would be pinkish-purple with JESSIE'S across it in gold letters(a BIG parody of Hershey's, where the wrapper is brown with HERSHEY'S going across it in silver letters). And everyone would love it and call me a candy genius.

Jessie's, now with an extra spoonful of sugar!

The Chef · « **Reply #24 on:** July 31, 2006, 04:20:16 PM »

Mine would be theRob-bar. It would be caramel, nougat, peanut butter and marshmallow all wrapped up in a cookie shell covered in standard BBC (boring brown chocolate) with crunchies added on top. There could also be dark chocolate, chocolate chip and reverse(the ingridients on the out side and the wrapping on the inside) varieites as well.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #25 on:** July 31, 2006, 04:53:53 PM »

Quote from: The Chef on July 31, 2006, 04:20:16 PM

...covered in standard BBC (boring brown chocolate)...

British guy: I say...

superstarMASIAH · « **Reply #26 on:** July 31, 2006, 05:21:19 PM »

If I had a Candy Bar named after me, it would be called of coarse "ss-masiah". It would taste real good, and afterwards it would give you cottonmouth.

The Chef · « **Reply #27 on:** July 31, 2006, 07:16:17 PM »

Quote from: GiftedGirl on July 31, 2006, 04:53:53 PM

British guy: I say...

It was either that or a Chocolate Chip Wiener. Or maybe a Sugar Frosted Wiener.

bobman37 · « **Reply #28 on:** July 31, 2006, 09:27:50 PM »

Bob's Amazingly 37 Flavors

A bag of four little hard-candy balls, and when you put one into your mouth, it instantly dissolves. For an hour afterwards, you can taste 37 different and completely random flavors in your mouth. Good stuff.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #29 on:** August 01, 2006, 08:36:53 AM »

Hopefully its flavors that the eater likes. As in, if I eat it, I don't want no mint or pb.

Glorb · « **Reply #30 on:** August 01, 2006, 10:52:11 AM »

Quote from: bobman37 on July 31, 2006, 09:27:50 PM

Bob's Amazingly 37 Flavors

A bag of four little hard-candy balls, and when you put one into your mouth, it instantly dissolves. For an hour afterwards, you can taste 37 different and completely random flavors in your mouth. Good stuff.

Sounds like E.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #31 on:** August 01, 2006, 11:05:04 AM »

Someone should create a poll in this topic featuring everyone's candy bars and have the forumers vote for their favorite.

Sunbun · « **Reply #32 on:** August 01, 2006, 05:20:00 PM »

Jeez. It seems like some of you enjoy a heart attack now and then... :o

BP · « **Reply #33 on:** August 01, 2006, 05:37:29 PM »

Quote from: Mr.Melee on August 01, 2006, 11:05:04 AM

Someone should create a poll in this topic featuring everyone's candy bars and have the forumers vote for their favorite.

Well, that wouldn't turn out too well... if everyone posted their favorite candy content in their own bar, they'd vote for their own.

MaxVance · « **Reply #34 on:** August 01, 2006, 08:15:21 PM »

My candy bar would be just that- a bunch of various hard candies clumped together in a sticky bar-shaped mess.

Raccoon Sam · « **Reply #35 on:** August 04, 2006, 08:58:03 AM »

Crunchycoon