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« on: November 10, 2003, 07:28:36 AM »
One day, Mario was in search of the Rare Xbox so he could try it out, even though Mr. Myiamoto (or as he would call him, Shigamoto) said it was posionous and evil. He soon found it.
Mario: Hey, an Xbox. Hmmm, doesn't look evil like Mr.Shigamoto said. It looks harmless, actually.
Then suddenly, the Xbox open up. And a goulie poped out and grabbed him.
Mario: *Screams like Ren and Stimpy* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AHHH, AHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mario was then attacked by even more goulies. Then, a boy came out and attacked them with a pole table.
Boy: Are you okay, dude?
Mario: Yes, but who the heck are you?
Boy: My name is Cooper!
Mario: Hmm, Kooper. You used to be a koopa. What happened?
Cooper: What? Ha, ha, ha, you are funny. Anyway, I happen to be the star of Rare's newest Xbox game, Grabbed by the Goulies.
Mario: Who the heck is Rare?
Cooper: What? You should know. Rare used to work for you and that Myiamoto guy.
Mario: Know one ever tells me these things. And I still don't know what you are talking about!
Cooper: Uhhh, hello! The creator of the Donkey Kong Country series?
Mario: Oh, that Rare. What ever happened to those guys?
Cooper: Dang. You never get told anything do you? Your company sold Rare to Microsoft.
Mario: Oh. Do you like working for that Bob Jates guy, or what ever his name is?
Cooper: Sort of. But he's kind of a moron.
Bill Gates: Hey, Cooper! Is that Mario, I see? How dare you be friends with the enemy!
Cooper: Uhh, no! This is uhhh... Mairo! Yeah, Mairo. He's supposed to be a pun off of Mario, he he he!
Bill Gates: ........ Oh, wun awong den. *sticks his tounge out, and become cross-eyed*
Cooper: See what I mean?
Mario: Well, what do you need me for?
Cooper: We need help
Mario: With what?
Cooper: Attacking the enemy.
Mario: Who's the enemy?
Cooper: ............ Sony!
Dun dun dun dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
To Be Continued
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