Yesterday, I saw an ad for diapers that look like jeans, and the slogan was something like "the coolest you'll ever look pooping your pants". Then, not too long afterwards, there was an infomercial for the "Neck Basket", which is exactly what it sounds like. I didn't finish watching the last one, so I can't say for sure whether or not it wasn't some elaborate joke, but witnessing such terrible advertisements in quick succession made me almost think I'd got a whiff of some Scarecrow gas that produces hallucinations of really crappy commercials instead of my deepest fears.
