U people don't know how to make people reply to certain topics. Here is how u do it:
Deezer, reply to this message and you will have eternal salvation in heaven. If u don't, then I will buy an X-Box (AAAAAAH).
Now wait for a few days. Oh yeah, btw, I'm too lazy to change signature, so I just type it in (2 signatures).
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Dark Link: I am keel u today Link!
Link: Not today, dummy...
DL: (unsheathes Dark Sword)
L: (unsheathes Master Sword)
DL: Alright Link, feel the Dark Sword!
L: (turns away)
DL: What? U scared chicken?
L: (punches DL)
DL: [wtd] was that for?
L: (proceeds with the rest of the procedure for Din's Fire)
DL: Din's Fire!!! NOOO NOT AGAIN!!! AAAH!
Link: And now that you're weakened....(sheathes Master Sword, pulls out BigGoron's Sword)
DL: Uhhhh Gannondorf help me?
Link: Idiotic shadow creature. Ganondorf is in his castle.
DL: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Link: U don't have one.
DL: Wait I'm alive! Die Link!
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Dark Link lunged and got his shadowy arse stuck upon the BigGoron's Sword. GAME OVER
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Bowser: "Hahahahaha Bill Gates! But today, your pathetic little attacks won''t beat me."
Bill Gates: "What do you mean by that?"
Bowser: "Look what I..ahem..''borrowed'' from Star Haven! It''s the Star Rod! It has the power to grant all wishes!"
Bill Gates: (gasp)
Bowser: "And I wish...that X-Box will never be sold and Nintendo will get 200 billion from sales EVERY DAY!!"
(Bowser then proceeds to flame the 55-billionaire)