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Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #300 on: May 13, 2004, 09:29:21 PM »
Only on thursdays, though.

Why doesn't Mario shave?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you have good aim!
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

NintendoExpert89

« Reply #301 on: May 13, 2004, 09:37:28 PM »
He suffers razor burn.

How does selling shoes cause you to be an axe murderer?

I need some yarn, to make a wick- I''m saving up all my earwax to make a candle.

Hope(N Forever)

« Reply #302 on: May 14, 2004, 02:02:59 AM »
Things happen!

What is the worst thing that can come out in a Toad?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
I am a pure Super Mario lover!! ...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even draw the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

NintendoExpert89

« Reply #303 on: May 14, 2004, 12:39:47 PM »
Spores.

Since when was Bob Saget funny?

I need some yarn, to make a wick- I''m saving up all my earwax to make a candle.

Red Paratroopa

« Reply #304 on: May 14, 2004, 02:14:49 PM »
Since he . . . I don't know.

Speaking of Bob Saget, where did he go?

"Boy, I sure wish I had some dynamite."- Calvin
This is a secret coded message.

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #305 on: May 15, 2004, 01:30:13 AM »
He's stuck in the Bomb Shelter.

Why was our Bomb Shelter created?
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #306 on: May 15, 2004, 08:13:02 PM »
Because Mario Bar is da bomb.

What is A Bomb?

It’s hard to make up your mind when you don’t have one.
That was a joke.

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #307 on: May 15, 2004, 08:39:00 PM »
What Link uses to destroy Lizard Dudes.

How am I going to be able to justify close to $1000 in video games and hardware?
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

GiftedGirl

« Reply #308 on: May 16, 2004, 07:00:18 PM »
First get $1000.
Next buy video games and hardware with the 1 grand ONLY until you run out.
Finally teach them justice.

What happens when Homer says "Doh!" and then he says "Nuts!"?

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COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Ok. *presses key*

COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Grrrrrrrrr!
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Red Paratroopa

« Reply #309 on: May 16, 2004, 07:06:31 PM »
I cringe at yet another use of that completely dead joke.

Who? What? Where? When? Why? How?

"Never eat at a restaurant that enforces the 5-second rule."- Me
This is a secret coded message.

GiftedGirl

« Reply #310 on: May 16, 2004, 07:14:31 PM »
Me. That. Here. Now. Because. It just did.

Where's my dog?

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COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Ok. *presses key*

COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Grrrrrrrrr!
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #311 on: May 16, 2004, 07:20:05 PM »
I don't know, but I just laughed out loud at your 6 answers.

Why did a member here tell someone there was a box under the screen of a Mario game?
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Fifth

  • Quadruped
« Reply #312 on: May 16, 2004, 08:55:55 PM »
It was a member's BROTHER, thank you.
(Post intended as neither answer nor question.)

Go Moon!
Go Moon!

GiftedGirl

« Reply #313 on: May 28, 2004, 08:50:06 AM »
I dunno.

Will someone do my chores for me?

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COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Ok. *presses key*

COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Grrrrrrrrr!
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

gamemaster79

« Reply #314 on: May 28, 2004, 11:37:12 AM »
*Scoffs* You wish.

Will someone do MY chores for me?

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Has anyone her ever wondered why we kill each other over arguments about games? Well, I geuss it is Mario, so it''s OK!
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