Author Topic: If your username was a company... (Read 7442 times)

Alisbet · « **on:** July 27, 2011, 07:46:08 AM »

What it would be like?

BP · « **Reply #1 on:** July 27, 2011, 03:28:13 PM »

Already is. Don't remind me. D:<

Weegee · « **Reply #2 on:** July 27, 2011, 03:39:12 PM »

A Taiwanese sweatshop where children as young as six years old work eighteen-hour days for meagre wages.

Toad · « **Reply #3 on:** July 27, 2011, 04:47:00 PM »

Maybe a factory of some form. It would produce the items and boxes for the Mario world.

Weegee · « **Reply #4 on:** July 27, 2011, 05:13:48 PM »

Your company makes an awful facility for kart-racing.

Bigluigifan1.0 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 27, 2011, 06:45:02 PM »

Bankrupt.

Toad · « **Reply #6 on:** July 27, 2011, 08:23:01 PM »

Quote from: Weegee on July 27, 2011, 05:13:48 PM

Your company makes an awful facility for kart-racing.

Yes, but we're eco-friendly! 50% less smog than most other factories in the area. :B

nensondubois · « **Reply #7 on:** July 27, 2011, 11:11:53 PM »

World's largest distributor of bananas and bow-ties.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 28, 2011, 12:14:34 AM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deezer

BP · « **Reply #9 on:** July 28, 2011, 12:22:17 AM »

Quote

There are four million registered Deezer users

You're being USED, Deezer

Weegee · « **Reply #10 on:** July 28, 2011, 02:06:00 PM »

I like how my last post was deleted outright.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #11 on:** July 28, 2011, 04:53:34 PM »

What did it say?

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #12 on:** July 30, 2011, 05:33:15 PM »

Here I go again, walking in five minutes after the mods go all Adjustment Bureau on Weegee's ass.

Anyway, mine: A chain of neurology clinics specializing in late-night treatment. (But you're all welcome to come up with alternate suggestions)

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #13 on:** July 30, 2011, 08:21:35 PM »

Northern Lumber Harvesting Agency

BP · « **Reply #14 on:** July 30, 2011, 09:01:55 PM »

Something tells me it wasn't exactly a mod this time

TEM · « **Reply #15 on:** August 01, 2011, 05:34:19 PM »

Futurist mega-corp with more power than most nations. Specializes in energy weapons manufacturing, large-scale outsourced mercenary work, and hostile takeovers of lesser corporations/countries.

Weegee · « **Reply #16 on:** August 01, 2011, 06:12:38 PM »

Oh, like Wal-Mart?

Ninjap00 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 02, 2011, 08:19:14 PM »

laxative/stool softener combo manufacturer

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #18 on:** August 03, 2011, 07:57:09 PM »

I'm not a company, but a locally-owned pet store that sells reptiles and amphibians.

Weegee · « **Reply #19 on:** August 03, 2011, 08:27:50 PM »

...to the exotic-food market across the street.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #20 on:** August 03, 2011, 08:42:44 PM »

Once they pay me, I don't care what they do with the animal.

The Chef · « **Reply #21 on:** August 03, 2011, 09:31:13 PM »

I'm that truck that delivers baked goods to local stores.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #22 on:** August 04, 2011, 01:35:28 AM »

I'm the guy who undertakes a suicide mission to take down TEM Corporation, Ltd. from the inside by systematically destroying their forces using an experimental ship made from their own stolen blueprints.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 04, 2011, 07:45:44 AM »

I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!

TEM · « **Reply #24 on:** August 04, 2011, 05:43:32 PM »

Quote from: WarpRattler on August 04, 2011, 01:35:28 AM

I'm the guy who undertakes a suicide mission to take down TEM Corporation, Ltd. from the inside by systematically destroying their forces using an experimental ship made from their own stolen blueprints.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #25 on:** August 04, 2011, 07:50:28 PM »

I do corrective eye surgery.

Guaranteed to work within the first seven times

or I'll do it an eighth time.

Weegee · « **Reply #26 on:** August 04, 2011, 08:29:21 PM »

Aren't the Cross-Eyed Seven a bluegrass band from Kentucky?

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #27 on:** August 04, 2011, 08:40:16 PM »

They were, but the lead singer left and took all the instruments with them, so they opened up their own medical practice.

Alisbet · « **Reply #28 on:** August 12, 2011, 12:24:00 PM »

Quote from: TEM on August 01, 2011, 05:34:19 PM

Futurist mega-corp with more power than most nations. Specializes in energy weapons manufacturing, large-scale outsourced mercenary work, and hostile takeovers of lesser corporations/countries.

That sounds interesting in my opinion.

The Chef · « **Reply #29 on:** August 12, 2011, 07:43:28 PM »

You must be going by some off-world definition of the term "interesting". :P